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Canadian idiot and professional jackass.

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Little man.

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@Zombie_Rockstar Your problems are not real problems

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@Zombie_Rockstar ...It wasn't me.

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@Zombie_Rockstar It was me!

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@Zombie_Rockstar It's not a rhyme but....Alexecutioner.

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These are so sick!

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@Zombie_Rockstar Did you beat the shit out of him?

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Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word." is super-romantic. But the cop didn't think so.

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@MyWickedMystery Yes, actually.

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@MyWickedMystery American tv execs think having a British ancestor is close enough to being British.

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@muyskerm @flipperone2012 I'm going to send you so many stick figures.

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@Zombie_Rockstar Hiya weirdo. 😀

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When you trip and fall in the garden, it's called a face plant, probably.

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@Fade2Blake :p to you too.

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@UndeadCelebrity Thanks

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@UndeadCelebrity About an hour ago.

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@SomeKindOfHero So I'm guessing it WAS the wrong one. haha

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@SomeKindOfHero I dunno. What's that emoki all about.

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@SomeKindOfHero Hey Mads. Thanks for following.

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Heya.