Kid Flash

Hey there! The name's Kid Flash. I'm the fastest kid alive! (Formally Impulse) #YJRP #Combats

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@BartAllen4Life Aw thanks so much! Always crash to hear from a fan! :)

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I start every day off right with a hot cup of I Love My Boyfriend juice.

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@what_a_wonder I can’t confirm or deny the year I’m from. What I /can/ say is that everybody lived under water.

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Your friends find out you’ve got ONE Jonas Brothers song on your phone and you just never hear the end of it!

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@what_a_wonder Uhh... sure! Everybody bought their seventh album. It even outsold Kelly Clarkson.

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@GreenBoyJustice @what_a_wonder Well it sure wasn’t me!

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@what_a_wonder True, but I still didn’t steal your chocolates! Have you tried asking @GreenBoyJustice? He seemed pretty mad that I didn’t have any candy to share 👀

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@GreenBoyJustice Sorry! You know how the speedster metabolism is!

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A big thank you to everyone who sent the Flash Valentine’s Day chocolates! They are delicious!

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@GreenBoyJustice I maaaay have eaten it all already...

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@GreenBoyJustice @what_a_wonder I thought it was 5 seconds? Well doesn’t matter because seconds are basically hours when you’re a speedster.

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There’s no shame quite like the shame of tossing a Chicken Whizzie into the air and missing your mouth. Rest in peace, little guy.

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@bigbluebug3 @StillKindaAngry Exhibit A

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@what_a_wonder Well someone’s saltier than the chip I ate off the floor.

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@what_a_wonder Am I still dishonored if I ate it off the floor?

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@StillKindaAngry Ha ha very funny. It takes a lot more than dropping a chip to screw up the future.

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@bigbluebug3 @Jaimesparasite Still got the video on my phone! Haha!

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#TemperatureTuesday I know some of you might be thinking, “Hey Speedy! How do you run without getting frostbite?” And to that I say- my name is Kid Flash.

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@F0RAG3R I feel that. You’ll get used to things, don’t worry!

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Hey @F0RAG3R! How’s my second favorite bug liking earth so far?

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@F0RAG3R Uh that would be you, bud.