Steven Crawford

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're probably not very funny.

Book Scout @ Conner Literary

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

how it started: how it should have gone:

[Steven Crawford @Crawfs91]

Watching the entire series of Veep right before this election was both a blessing and curse. https://t.co/tPCJu5riWU

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I’m enjoying Election Day 2 Twitter

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

[Greta Lee Jackson @gretaleejackson]

Thanks celebrities, for everything you do for us.
#giveusyourmoney

[Steven Crawford @Crawfs91]

@CassandraElliY Can confirm.

[- @REDSEASHAWTY]

IM CRYING LAUGHING

[Steven Crawford @Crawfs91]

Misread this as 'Queen Latifah going back in time to stop racist stuff' - which I would totally watch.

[Jamie Blynn Weisburd @jamieblynn]

Except Peter Kavinsky. He is best.

[Steven Crawford @Crawfs91]

My favourite thread of the day.

[Anne @admiral_annebar]

Beto O’Rourke:
-has visited EVERY county in Texas
-campaign run w/o PAC money
-actually understands border politics
-hottest man in human history

Ted Cruz:
-killed between 5 and 28 people in the Bay Area in the 1960s and 70s

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

my brand is feeling rejected by people I don’t respect

[Steven Crawford @Crawfs91]

Um, we need to give Jodie Comer an Emmy for Killing Eve. Like, right now.