CrawlFai

I'm about done takin' shit from online haters. It's time to Embrace. The. Crawl.

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

Tough on the surface, but underneath, kind of a bitch.

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Favourite jobber?

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Canucks playing like the ugly guy at The Roxy with BO... #cantscore

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Fuck. off. cold.

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My birth parents always had amazing chemistry...

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Fuck.

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Why do I have to rub my titties because I like hip hop?

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My uncle just told me that I was a bee-yatch...

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

My father said I could get him either a shirt or headphones for the holidays. I didn't think that meant he's go without the other... #wtf

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

I remember the doctor that delivered me on that cold, snowy night. I heard him say 'this snow is grade A', whatever that means.

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Just told my dad I think the Canucks might actually make the playoffs this year...

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*at the gym*

Trainor: Have a donut.

Me: Wow! Sure!

T: Here's some pizza.

M: What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm Meghan Trainor

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

Single 'til I know it's real.

- Crawl

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My dad got hammered tonight and ran outside in the nude screaming 'Avatar' after hanging these shitty lights. What a loser.

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Crawl Facts:20 amazing things you never learned at school https://t.co/rAfSyxcK96 via @

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My father says he's ready to finally get a job. About time.

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My merchandise is now available. Tell Kanye when he sorts it out, I got a comp one for him. #yezzy #5150 #moreairtimefordesiigner

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

As a young seed, freshly germinated in this world, may I please say 'Dear USA, just shut the fuck up'.

- Crawl

[CrawlFai @CrawlFaiNation]

I remember that day they tried to cut my hair... Fuck them, its all I got and they still be tryin' to wreck my flow. #goodgenes