𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲!

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 🔞 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐍𝐈

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝,

𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧!

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 / 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐄

Curated by; #𝓝𝐎𝐗. h

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

@VENGEFULGH05T Clever.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

SPIDER PUUUNCH

SPIDER KIIIICK

SPIDER CRAAAWLLL

Spider . . . Kiss? 👀

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Swinging and patrolling with a bagel in his mouth.

What?

Heroes need breakfast too.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

[[ lyric meeting the one hero known for ragebaiting is so funny

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Europeans, ammiright?

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

You're stupid. I see. You're American so there's no reason to doubt the source.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Oof.

Fs in the chat.

[ ugh. ]

Sorry that you're going through that.

Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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. . yes .

Every waking moment , I am in endless agony .

My blood literally boils from how much radiation have .

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Question.

Do you miss being a shark?

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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[ Another shrug ]

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

[ hands up in a defensive manner. ]

Hey, hey.

I'm not the one named after a inconspicuous ursine.

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

Are you dumb. Were you dropped as a baby.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Huh...

Fair.

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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Anime logic or some shit like that .

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Your name's Sus-Bear???

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

How does any place come up with a name. Someone picked it, probably after themselves.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Sass... bear...

[ tilting his head. ]

Seriously, how'd you come up with that stupid name?

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

Skaasbear.

( 💢💢

freezing it AGAIN. )

Go get one then, you annoying little runt.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Eh - Nee - Ways.

How does a shark turn to a humanoid lady?

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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[ shrug ]

At least I told ya —

Don’t be surprised if your hair starts falling out in chunks .

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

At least I don't live in Sus- Bear.

[ thwip. ]

[ tail to the ground again. ]

And don't go dissing New York Pizza! Have a slice before you talk smack.

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

I think all of those things could be said by many places in America, and they would often argue with you over the legitimacy.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

I'm sure this spider bite protects me from radiation.

Or something like that, you know.
Comics.

[ thumbs up @ her. ]

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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Sure . .

. . but you might wanna go to the doctor at some point .

Being this closer to me , you’ve probably received about 3 lethal doses of radiation at this point —

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

@SHINY_ROX Noted.

. . .

Anyways!

No more nip slips.
Kaaaay?

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

You'd be surprised how many weirdos do the whole public indecency thing.

Come on, dude!

Don't make me web ya!

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Man, i must be Far From Home.

[ rimshot. ]

[ looking around. . . ]

Huh. .

Anyways, don't diss the big apple! Our pizza is the best, and old grannies keep the youth in check by yelling out their windows!

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

Why would I give a shit about New York City.

( RIIIIPING the webs off. Hmph. )

It's in Europe. Dumbass.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

[ also slow panning to the camera. ]

And to quit keeping secrets?

Have we learned nothing from MK Ultra?

[ slowly back to her. ]

So...

We chill?

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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How else with the government learn to stop being stupid ?

[ slow pan towards the camera ]

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[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

Y'know.

New York City.

[ tilting his head.

Eyes expressing confusion. ]

Sus-bear?

Never heard of it.
What name generator did you use to come up with that?

[—— 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑲𝑨𝑰𝑱𝑼 .ᐟ 🔞 ( THEY/THEM ) @dracoguts]

Whose neighborhood? Definitely not mine. 💢

( UGH.

that's it. they're freezing it to reduce its strength. )

I'm the head of the Dragons Guild. In Skaasbare.

[𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲! @Crawling_Spidey]

When will people learn from comics??? Life and nuclear waste never mix.

I got bitten by a mysterious experimental radioactive spider.

Now I'm me.

[ wave @ her 👋 ]

We got off the wrong foot.

I'd say we're even.

I'll apologize if you stop wreaking havoc!

[𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 .ᐟ (𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻) @AT0MlCFAMlLY]

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Used to be a frilled Shark until I got mutated by nuclear waste .

[ low growl . .

She pulled down the collar of her top to show a six pairs of gills that ran down both sides of her neck . ]

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