Cory Jacobsen

May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face, and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

How do you even dance to a Taylor swift song?

[South Carolina Baseball @GamecockBSB]

6 days away! #Gamecocks

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Hooty Hoo

[Julian Assange @JulianAssange]

My deepest thanks to the US government, Senator McCain and Senator Lieberman for pushing Visa, MasterCard, Payal, AmEx, Mooneybookers, et al, into erecting an illegal banking blockade against @WikiLeaks starting in 2010. It caused us to invest in Bitcoin -- with > 50000% return.

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Call it as I see it even if I was born deaf, blind, and dumb

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Life's a trip, I'm just along for the ride

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

@sarahhpope Go to sleep

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Beautiful day to fail a final

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

College is where you see a guy with pink hair holding two different girls hands at the same time

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Corey smith brings out all the highschoolers

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

John Ross on why he didn't wear Adidas shoes and attempt to win island "I can't swim and I don't own a boat"

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

@logan_edge @1Sureshot would do it for $5

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

@chuck_730 you're massive

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Getting a migraine during a microscope exam is worst case scenario

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

@justcallmebinko lmao good one

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

I hope the chargers never win a game in LA

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

"talk about queso Ted. no way you can make that weird." https://t.co/0Hy2N3iHGx

[Scott McKenzie @jpsmack8]

While Darth Vader did have his detractors he did create millions of jobs with his innovative infrastructure projects #trudeaueulogies

[Cory Jacobsen @CrayCory]

Happy Birthday to one of the best brothers I could ask for @odeezy1126