pineapple advocate

I like pineapples

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

CONGRATULATIONS TO GOUDA FOR WINNING THE CHEESE TOURNAMENT OF 2018!

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Music majors be like “I have a chord progression due at midnight”

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Do you ever drink and pee at the same time to create an equilibrium

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Shoutout to firefighters for not fucking shooting people

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Kids these days don’t even know how animals eat their food

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

If she got ninja hair, I do not care

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Nobody hmu I'm playing fancy pants

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Okay but how do they get the cars into the mall

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I love friends. Solidarity is so nice. You ever notice how if a couple of people are like "ugh, Tim is gonna be there" "Damn, I hate Tim" "dammit"

If you had no issue with him, the immediate reaction is "wait why don't we like Tim"

We.

Already on your side, just need specifics

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

When a customer starts talking about their life

[Chase @chaselyons]

easy choice

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

something something Trump something something James and the giant peach

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

@Jgoodhue21 Where are they gonna find a peach big enough for him to fit in

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Ew why do you smell like rubber

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

❗️THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT
❗️VACCINES WORK
❗️CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL
❗️CHEMTRAILS AREN’T A THING
❗️WE’VE BEEN TO THE MOON
❗️BIRDS ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES

🌟STAND UP FOR TRUTH🌟

[Bobbi Clark @itsyahgirlbee]

10 year challenge for my parents marriage!!!

2009:❤️🤤

2019:💔😤

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

@JEOB03 This tweet really missed the mark

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Thinkin bout the word wigwam

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

Eating chocolate just to flex on dogs

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

@_russhell Brb gotta go lie on my taxes

[pineapple advocate @CrazyCWM]

If one more person comments on how tall I’ve gotten since the last time I saw them, I WILL commit tax fraud