John Schindler, #SuperSpook

#Natsec guru, not so good at OPSEC, Google translator, uber spy with a small (soft) package. Parody for those not under MKULTRA. #DoYouEvenRISBro?

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Tom’s wife: “Why is there a picture of Stalin on our wall!?”

Tom: “Oh, Honey, that’s how secure I am in my belief in conservatism”

Tom’s wife: “But there’s a votive candle in front of it”

Tom: “Exactly. It’s what only the truest conservatives do”

*Plays Soviet Anthem*

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

To quote @ScottMGreer: “there’s A LOT going on here.”

I wonder if Rod stared at my wiener too?

[Richard Carroll @CheshireOcelot]

Incredible. https://t.co/TSJHQP9fWn

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

You must now do Red’s Real Man Shootoff Challenge in the “empathy pregnancy suit”.

I take no pleasure in reporting this.

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

https://t.co/Yb6DGyXJNj

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Chick-fil-A’s sweet and sour sauce is fire tho.

I wash it all down with a Modelo.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

For Gallantry and Intrepidity in the face of overwhelming odds, General Milley is hereby awarded a double deluxe chicken sandwich with waffle fries and a large drink with extra sweet & sour sauce…

…oh sorry General, was that your order? Anyway, here’s your stars.

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

Live shot of Milley's promotion ceremony to four-star General.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

“Pipehitters” are too busy stanning for Milley and challenging internet randos to a gunfight competition.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

@jlippincott Hey Josiah,

I am also a rape survivor and a veteran.

You wanna talk all big, bring your bitchass on over.

I live at 6969 Bacha Bazi Ln, Lake Titikaka ID 03169

Pack a fucking lunch you absolute piece of shit. You’re the embodiment of a blue falcon.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

@MysteryGrove Thank you Karen of the MvrderCvlt for your call. It will be processed in the order it was received.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

@jlippincott “I served with General Milley at Golden Corral! You take that back!!!!”

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Were you slobbing his knob?

Stanning for a traitor is pretty SAD!

[HeWhoShallBeRedacted @redacted2014]

@jlippincott I've met Milley. He'd break you in two and feed you to the dogs

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

New copypasta just dropped

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Hey Josiah,

I am also a rape survivor and a veteran.

You wanna talk all big, bring your bitchass on over.

I live at 6969 Baca Bazi Ln, Lake Titikaka ID 03169

Pack a fucking lunch you absolute piece of shit. You’re the embodiment of a blue falcon.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Hey Josiah,

I am also a rape survivor and a veteran.

You wanna talk all big, bring your bitchass on over.

I live at 6969 Baca Bazi Ln, Lake Titikaka ID 03169

Pack a fucking lunch you absolute piece of shit. You’re the embodiment of a blue falcon.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

“Leave General Milley Alone!!”

Imagine going full Col. Jessup for this fat, incompetent windbag and then getting BTFO by a POG Marine Lt.

Sad!!

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

“I was raped, here’s my addy” is a strange flex, but ok MilTwitter!

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

This MilTwitter meltdown is so intense that I have dudes self-doxxing their home addresses in order to "own" me.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Weren’t you covering this clown in Ep 7 of Caribbean Rhythms, @bronzeagemantis? Looks like he’s threatened by the Spartan form!

Wat means?

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Even I wouldn’t send my junk to something with that face.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

So much for expertise!

I guess only “I paid $50K for this attendance certificate” holders are allowed to tout their bona fides.

Why is it that pudgy paper pushing cucks like this are always threatened by real accomplishments that don’t involve sniffing each other’s asses?

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Yes

[MENSCH•BOT∞3000 @KillbotX]

maybe John Schindler is a red commie KGB trained mind fucker?

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Only REAL Conservatives have busts of communists on their desks.

I know when I’m looking for inspiration to write a piece about the virtues of America , I look to...

*checks notes*

...Vladimir Lenin.

Very conservative.

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

HOW DID I GET THIS RIGHT!?

[John Schindler, #SuperSpook @CrazyCommittee]

Come on. You can do better than that.

No accusations of him being a “Russian Troll/GRU/SVR/PutinBot”?

Seems like he’s calling out the #grift and deep down you know you’re being conned out of $10/mo to hear the ramblings of a guy who belongs on the Left’s version of InfoWars.