Crazy Mother-in-Law

My mother-in-law lives with us. She's from southern Indiana. She makes observations about life, pop culture, and current events. I don't make any of this up.

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Hey you know my #MaskedSinger show? They had to do the whole thing by Skylight. ‘Cause of the virus.” #skype #zoom #SocialDistancing #maskedsingerfox

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Russia has Yetis and we got Bigfoots. They’re the same thing, just different names for it.” #taxonomy #bigfoot #yeti

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Did you know you can get frozen in time? They got pictures of it. By god, it happened to a dog.” #ParanormalOnCamera

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I took it as there’s this crazy woman and she starts fires all over town!” #LittleFiresEverywhere #nuance #spoilers

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Hey I got one for you. What’s the difference between a Yeti and a Bigfoot?

No there’s no such thing as a white yeti. That’s just a myth.” #myth #bigfoot #yeti #taxonomy

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I’m learning a lot about Alaska.

They got lots of GHOSTS and SPIRITS and listen! They got a Nessie!” #alaska #learning #ghosts #spirits #lochness #quarantine

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I’m watching Bigfoot attack people out on the forest. So I’m having an orange.” #selfcare #bigfoot #syfy #watchingteevee

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Boy somebody had a rough night. There’s a beer in the sink.” #narrator #commentsoneverything #nosy #beer

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I had to do a book report on a platterpuss. The whole class laughed at me cuz I had to say “puss.” It wasn’t funny.” #platypus #bookreport

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“You two have GOT to see the new ad for Boost Mobile. You won’t believe it. You’ve GOT to see it. A dog bites a man’s ass. Then another dog bites his ass.” #MustSeeTV #dogbitesass #targetaudience

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I have a birthday wish. I want someone to get me a battery so I can wear my pink watch again.” #birthdaywishes #passiveaggressive #watchbatteryreplacement

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“That’s right blackberries have always been your favorite. You know who else loves blackberries? Snakes.” #snakes #favoritepie #thanksgivingconversation #blackberries #milchitchat

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“There’s two new characters of late night that come from Swim... Swim Land?” #swimland

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

I cleaned and put away the mixers. #MiLchores #improvise

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

MiL (from another room): “It’s all I ever wanted!”

Us: “What is?”

MiL: “I’m playing the WHEEL!” #WheelOfFortune #thewheel #wishes #yellingatthetv

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“Do you guys still watch that show? It’s called.... Well, there’s kids screamin’.” #MiLshows #kidsscreaming

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“I saw one little boy wearing a suit and a top hat. Is he supposed to be that doctor way back there who killed a whole bunch of people?” #halloweencostumes #historicalfigures #wayback #halloween2019 #MILguessescostumes

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

“What time is it?”
7:15
“Well, my show comes on at 9. I don’t want to miss it.” #trickortreat #HappyHallowen #EvilCBS #needstwohourstoprepareforherstories

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

A Very MiL morning greeting:

*waves silently*

“Oh my god. I’ve been from hell.”

[Crazy Mother-in-Law @crazyMILsays]

(taking her 7 pound chihuahua named Little Pickles outside) “Listen you little sh*t, it’s not summer out there no more. You better pee.”