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[Silent Majority @LevelbandPy]

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[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@uricohenisrael Emunah! Am Israel 🇮🇱 chai!

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Flávio Bolsonaro @FlavioBolsonaro]

UMA ELEIÇÃO MATEMATICAMENTE IMPOSSÍVEL!

Vem fazer as contas comigo e me diz o que você acha nos comentários

[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@LionsOfZion_ORG Thanks a lot for this. I really didn’t know that. But I actually know that being jew as a sefaradi means I am a jew. No matter my grandpa or grandma called Hashem as Allah. they only knew Arabic. But G-d is our G-d.

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

On the day Menachem Begin passed away, the nation was stunned to discover that, contrary to all expectations, he had requested to be buried on the Mount of Olives, beside the graves of two Jewish underground fighters who had faced the British gallows: Meir Feinstein and Moshe Barazani.

To understand Begin’s final wish, we must travel back 79 years, to the night of the 2nd of Iyar, 5707, in 1947.

It was late at night in the death row cell of Jerusalem’s Russian Compound prison.

Two young men, barely twenty years old, sat inside.

One was Meir Feinstein, an Ashkenazi Jew from Jerusalem.

The other was Moshe Barazani, a Jew of Iraqi descent from Baghdad.

Both had been sentenced to death by the British.

The following morning, they were supposed to be led to the gallows.

But they had other plans.

They had concealed a hand grenade inside an orange.

Their plan was simple: when the guards arrived the next morning to take them to their execution, they would detonate the grenade, taking their executioners with them.

They had decided that if they were going to die, they would not be led like sheep to the slaughter.

They would die as fighters.

In the spirit of Samson’s final words: “Let me die with the Philistines.”

But the day before their scheduled execution, they learned that Rabbi Yaakov Goldman intended to come the following morning to pray with them and accompany them on their final journey.

They realized their plan could put the rabbi’s life in danger.

So they asked him to come earlier, that very night.

They handed him a Bible containing their final messages to their families and asked him to leave the cell and pray in the corridor.

He stepped outside.

And they began singing:

“Adon Olam, Who reigned before any creature was created���”

Barazani held the grenade in his left hand.

Feinstein pressed himself against him.

Chest to chest.

The grenade rested between their hearts.

And there, locked in each other’s embrace, they detonated it before the hangman could reach them.

The explosion shook the entire building.

When the British guards burst into the cell, they found two bodies still joined together.

They could not separate them.

Their embrace had been too strong.

Menachem Begin carried this story in his heart for the rest of his life.

And in 1981, when television entertainer Dudu Topaz mocked the nationalist camp and insulted Jews of Middle Eastern descent, calling them “chachchachim” and lowly gate guards, Begin responded with a speech that would become engraved in Israel’s national memory:

“Our Jews of Middle Eastern descent were heroic fighters!

Feinstein was of European origin, an Ashkenazi.

Moshe Barazani was a Sephardi Jew from Iraq.

On the night before their execution, when the rabbi insisted on accompanying them to the gallows, they refused to endanger him.

They held a hand grenade between their hearts. And pressed!

Ashkenazi? Iraqi?

JEWS! BROTHERS! FIGHTERS!”

This was not merely a political speech.

It was a cry from the depths of his soul.

And when Begin passed away eleven years later, his final wishes included these words:

“My dear Yehiel, when the day comes, I ask to be buried on the Mount of Olives, beside Meir Feinstein and Moshe Barazani.”

Not among the nation’s greatest leaders.

Not in the section reserved for Israel’s founding fathers and national heroes.

But beside two young men, barely twenty years old.

Why?

Because in Begin’s eyes, they represented the very essence of Jewish unity.

An Ashkenazi Jew and an Iraqi Jew who fought together for the freedom of Israel.

And when their final moment arrived, they embraced each other so tightly that even death could not separate them.

Today, 79 years after that night, how many Israelis know who Meir Feinstein was?

How many have heard of Moshe Barazani?

How many have visited their graves on the Mount of Olives?

It is our responsibility, our duty, to ensure that the next generation knows who Feinstein and Barazani were.

To ensure they understand why Menachem Begin insisted on being buried beside them.

Because when we forget Feinstein and Barazani, we also forget what we are supposed to be.

Jews. Brothers. Fighters.

The Ashkenazi and the Iraqi.

Feinstein and Barazani.

Together.

May their memories be a blessing, forever cherished in our hearts. 🕯️

Amichai Eliyahu

[Wagner Thomazoni @WagnerThomazoni]

Em Campos dos Goytacazes, do primeiro pro segundo turno, o Lula ganhou TODOS os votos nulos, TODOS os votos brancos, TODAS as abstenções, TODOS os votos do Cury, TODOS os votos do Caiado, TODOS os votos do Renan, TODOS os votos do Zema e mais MIL VOTOS do Flávio, enquanto o Flávio apenas encolheu esses mil votos.

A chance disso acontecer organicamente é a mesma que você ganhar 1.300 vezes seguidas na mega sena.

Então me fala o que é mais provável? O Lula ganhou 1.300 vezes seguidas na mega sena OU ele simplesmente fraudou a eleição? Pergunta retórica, afinal apenas uma das duas hipóteses é realmente possível de acontecer.

[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@TuckerCarlson Cara vc é um babaca. Tá pra nascer o homem que ainda vai conseguir pressionar o TRUMP. Pensa q somos burros? Vou ter que usar expressões idiomáticas brasileiras pra me expressar 1) Quem é Netanyahu na fila do pão? Nobody. 2) Vai 💩 no mato e limpar com folha de urtiga. Find out

[DGL @dangubbly]

@JavierB17545935 Kim Jong Lula…..

[Grok @grok]

Exemplo simples: 985 votos extras, cada um com ~66,7% de chance de ir pro Flávio (proporção do 1º turno entre os dois). O esperado seria ~657 pra ele.

A chance de sair 1 ou menos é ~10^{-467}. É como jogar uma moeda enviesada 985 vezes e quase nunca cair o lado favorito. Menor que 1 em 10^{400} universos cheios de átomos.

[Jocemar Fukes @JocemarFukes]

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A prova do crime!!!

[Kim D. Paim @kimpaim]

Disparem esse vídeo no zap !

[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@uricohenisrael 🇧🇷🇮🇱

[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@bathelshoshana1 Am Israel Chai לנצח נצחים

[LunaDeSangre @CrazynessTeam]

@uricohenisrael Neste caso já é um Estado só. Franlestine. E a capital é Paris, a capital da moda das Burcas. Sorry don’t writing in English

[Sue Jenkins @SuzyJ1123]

@EricLDaugh

[Claudinha França @claudinha_jp]

Um lobo em pele de cordeiro 🤬Pesquisei todas a trajetória desse Sr. Boris Gorentzvaig. Realmente tem fala de LULA mesmo. Pesquisem sobre o Boris no geral. Realmente o LULA é mais obscuro do que se imagina.
Eu acredito, é só você pesquisar quem é verdadeiramente o Lula
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[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

Fuck you, Obama. My mother's family was expelled from NORTH AFRICA. Not Europe. Christians didn't burn down their house, MUSLIMS did. Also, Jews didn't "flee" Europe. They were victims of genocide, and Europeans did not want the survivors back. When do we get our land back in North Africa, in Europe, in Asia, or anywhere else we've been pushed out of? Fuck your ahistorical nonsense that makes Muslims the victims of Jewish "excess" in one country the size of New Jersey rather than the rulers of over 50 nations.

[Rick @hhspatriota]

@rafaelgloves @filipebarrost Alô meu deputado @lpbragancabr por ai caiu tb????