RHD

Life as a Residence Hall Director, Coordinator, whatever you call it.

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Resident: Posting on YikYak that you are meeting with your "asshole RHD" in 5 minutes just makes all the RHDs check their calendars.

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Overheard: Resident 1: "Should I start going to class?" Resident 2: "Since finals are in two weeks, maybe?" #reslife #YouShallNotPass

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

So much happening with #NASPA15 and Yik Yak. Of course, I run an anonymous twitter account and there are others like me. Is Yik Yak worse?

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Resident- Lying about your identify during an alcohol confrontation? Good thing I have you on camera and know who you are! Love, RHD

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Dear Candidate: Badmouthing a school that "let you down" is poor form. Especially when you say it loudly in the hallway. #theOPE2015

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Getting ready to travel to Wisconsin for #theOPE2015. Coat- Check. Hat- Check. Snowpants- Check. Sanity- Check. #Reslife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Resident: Perhaps you should not tweet how you are going to lie during your conduct meeting. *takes snapshot* Love, RHD #reslife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Almost time for professional recruitment season to begin. Be prepared for #OverheardAtOPE and #OverheardAtTPE #reslife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Resident in My Office: I should not be able to see the design on your underwear. Leggings are not pants. Love, RHD. #ResLife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

@_ryannolen Hopefully you were able to get it back!

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

#OverheardAtFinals Res 1: "I spent 3 hours last night calculating what I need to get a C." Res 2: "How long did you study?" Res 1: 1 hour.

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

#OverheardAtFinals Resident: Do you think the professor will notice I haven't been there all semester? #YouShallNotPass

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Resident: I did not need a 3 page email about how your roommate puts her backpack in front of your desk every day. Love, RHD #ResLife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

This sums up move in and the first week perfectly: #ResLife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

@Michael_Rokicki A few. Mostly entitled parents. Surprisingly the students are all pretty good.

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Some of the parents I have met today are not just helicopter parents, they are full out Blackhawks. This will be a looong year. #ResLife

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

Dear Parent: Please refrain from judging your child's roommate until you actually meet them. And no, Facebook doesn't count. Love, RHD

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Dear Parent: I may look young, but I do have a Masters Degree. I shall start wearing it around my neck like Favor Flav's clock. Love, RHD

[RHD @CrazyResLife]

@ericmnx Ooooo tough one. Mid shower, I would think. @ResLifeSpouse

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@ericmnx Better than naked in the shower..... @ResLifeSpouse