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“A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, It is an idea that possesses the mind”

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@ZaidZamanHamid I was flying that F16. I landed in my own country after shot down by IAF & locals beat me thinking I'm Indian pilot

Now Pak Air Force doesn't recognize me & I'm dying in hospital while Abhinandan is sipping tea like a boss with Pak Majors & going back to his home.
- Pak Pilot 😉

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@elonmuskADO I call it Twitter

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@OMGFacts 😂😂

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Lovehandle is a surprisingly sexual word for something not considered sexy

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Birds that live their entire lives in the south are probably tired of all the bird tourists every year.

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Dogs have a super powerful sense of smell, and they don't seem to care about our farts.

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Between the boiling hot day side of the moon (250F/120C) and the chilly night side (-208F/-130C), there must be a sweet spot on the moon at which you wouldn’t need to wear any astronaut suit for temperature reasons

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The world is so devoid of basic compassion that even the smallest act of kindness is seen as a grand gesture and something special.

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Porn is hot when viewed alone but humorous when viewed in a group because we’re too embarrassed to admit it’s hot.

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As a greeting, you head bob down to strangers and head bob up to people you know.

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You probably agree on some topics with the people you hate the most.

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Baby teeth are basicly a tutorial for taking care of tooths

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Part of being an extremely smart species is coming up with extremely creative ways to be stupid.

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Self-deprication is the sincerest form of comedy

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Socrates & Aristotle had a Platonic relationship.

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We seem surprised when old movies/tv shows predict the future, but they probably just sparked the idea in somebody who followed through with it

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People with low self-esteem think they're bad at everything, except judging themselves accurately.

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Being hangry (angry when hungry) is based on our instinct to be more aggresive to fight and kill our prey

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Turkeys migrate further as leftovers than as live birds.

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Cities are the human reefs

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A plain, brown paper bag is simultaneously the most nondescript and most suspicious of bags.