Bro would've felt completely fine if his whoop didn't tell him how under optimized he was lol. Our ancestors would be clowning our generation so hard right now.
Tim Dillon on America: “We’re not the high school bully anymore. We’re the weird kid who may have a gun. We’re not the bully, we’re not the jock, we’re not the quarterback. This is not Top Gun, we are not Tom Cruise. We’re the college kid who keeps going to the high school parties. We’re a pedophile and we may have a gun”
TUCKER CARLSON: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.”
This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker.
“Hey Bryson, how long does it take to 3D print irons?”
Bryson: Oh, about a day and a half
“Cool — would you make a new one for this weekend?”
Bryson: *acts like that is the most unfathomable question in the history of journalism*
“WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU ORANGE SON OF A BITCH, we had congress, we had the house. All you needed was to shut up and deport all the people you wanted but no, you just had to be Israel’s slave”