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@ayeejuju Sometimes things just work out too perfectly

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@mikeymumbelz @Calicoprincess1 @ianmiles I came here expecting an argument, but this is uniquely fascinating, thanks for teaching me something new

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@grandmagrit Apparently he has a nice dick, since yall can't get off it

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@manbearchipmunk @highbrow_nobrow Oh you poor thing, would you like a blanket and some cocoa

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@ArtisTsupp0rts @samkohl I was wondering who I pissed off this time

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@JUNlPER

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@MaximusDDDDD @FoxNews I probably would, north Korean threats happen about as frequently as car warranty phone calls

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@FoxNews Can't have shit in Detroit

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@RonFilipkowski Not just Trump, the railroads have been lobbying around Washington for generations. This isn't a left or right thing, it's the railroad companies cutting corners to pad out their already padded pockets. The crews have shrunk while trains have gotten longer

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@FW_A_B @JessicaBanner13 @POTUS Mostly YouTube people? Like content creators and shit? Crazy

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@ericswalwell Going hard on the Islamophobia?

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I wonder why women live longer than men

*proceeds to lick pizza off of pizza cutter*

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@ericareport I can never take posts like this seriously, "reply yes or retweet if you agree" comes off as a desperate attempt to farm clicks

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Just realized that the star wars prequel trilogy was a 3 part "Making a Murderer" documentary

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If anyone wants to make my dream last night come true, bring me a plate of brownie corner pieces

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@joshgad Imagine being so indoctrinated that you make an attempt on the life of a Supreme court Justice, Imagine being so indoctrinated that you shoot up a congressional ball game. Until the rhetoric is cooled down on both sides, it's gonna keep happening

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@BammiesSZN @POTUS

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@JeremiahShirk1 @WillieGriswold @chickmcgee1 But were you? And if so, did it work?

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@Pablotrumpsucks @tedcruz Amazing, you would think that something like that would cause some unity, but unsurprisingly it's being made into a Two party thing yet again

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@TheRightChoices @TrentCapelli So you're just gonna pretend that trucks didn't encompass Ottawa earlier this year? If anything, January 6th proved what every other insurrection or revolution did, it can happen anywhere