Creative Rants

The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative

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When customers ask me to "just be completely honest" with them

#Apple #Retail

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Student of life 🫡

[⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ @LindaLominger]

You're a student? Ma'am you're like 107 but sure...why not. Have some AirPods.

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Spending $10 on a chess board and playing in the park with friends >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Justin Ryan ᯅ @justinryanio]

Just two bros with Apple Vision Pros, playing chess in a shared spatial experience.

With visionOS 26, you can now share spatial experiences with other Vision Pro users in the same room.

I’m having way too much fun with this update! @MattHoerl

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This is going to save lives*

*Fit pics

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Welcome back old friend 🫡

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Talk about a downgrade

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Need to know who’s excited for this so I can block them immediately

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Is it computer now?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

They called this new version of iPadOS a gamechanger - and they say that word a lot, but this one I actually agree with. They just did SO many things I thought they'd never do to avoid overlapping the Mac.

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Oh to be a fly on the wall in a Apple Accessibility team meeting this week 🙃

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Pretty much every Genius Bar interaction from now til September sadly:

Customer: My iPhone keeps glitching since I put the new iOS on it

Genius: You installed the beta

Customer: What's a beta?

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It’s like the people who were really into jail breaking their iPhones for customization sake now have jobs on Apples software teams 🤢

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Preview app for iPad 🫨
#WWDC25

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Menu bars, a new windowing system, and a mouse pointer for iPad like bro just buy a Mac #WWDC25

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Netflix and chill, but $7000 more expensive

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This new Liquid Glass design language feels like we’re being punished for not buying enough Vision Pros #WWDC25

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Craig is deeply unserious 😭😭😭
#WWDC25

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New macOS Tahoe just dropped

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Jony Ive spotted violently throwing up into the nearest trash bin

#WWDC25

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Messages backgrounds are a reminder that we have strayed too far from god’s light

#WWDC25

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Chat, what do we think of the all clear look?

#WWDC25

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#WWDC25

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

Introducing Liquid Glass #WWDC25