I don’t know who else is watching @nbcsnl actually live, but why is the audio mix so wildly off for @rolemodel tonight? It’s literally only vocals on this broadcast.
@badhombre they said he was “paying” for everyone’s meals as they came through the drive-through … I wonder how big the bill is that he stiffs McDonald’s with …
@JamesPleickhar2 this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. As soon as it tried to be its own thing, the current United States would call in all its debt and it would bankrupt it immediately. most of those states are welfare states.
Y’all remember that time when @mynameisJabee offered the person who broke into @ESPizzaHouse a job instead of pressing charges? I do. I think about it a lot. I hope I’m always able to show that kind of compassion. 🖤🖤🖤