CreativeScribble

Drawing & stuff

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Home is anyplace where you don't have to wear pants

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"She's really nice once you get to know her!"... AKA, "She's a bitch, but you'll get used to it.

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The world's population has now reached 7 billion... I like 12 of you.

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i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r

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After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone.

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I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive.

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Me: Ur driving me crazy
Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk

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I'm so bad at making decisions that whenever I hit a yellow light I scream, open my car door and throw myself out.

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Satan cannot be everywhere,
So Relatives were created..

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"Money doesn't grow on trees" is something rich people say so you won't find their money trees.

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[day 38 on the ark]
NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food
NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan
UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that

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I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts.

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@Britz_04 thank you :D

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(car dealer)
is the passenger seat also heated?
"Aww for ur wife?"
*imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru*
yes

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Men are creepy, super creepy, but also a lady just stood on the same escalator step as me and lit a lighter and just held it the whole ride.

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@glitterelephant yeah that does the job too :))

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If I ever wave back at someone who wasn't waving at me, I just leave my hand up in the air, hail a cab and tell him to drive me off a cliff

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Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet.

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@Britz_04 yes i do, but only to people who sleep with socks on :))