Creatures & Curves

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[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@JeffJonesSABD Dang. You just gave up that easily? 🤣

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?"
Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity."
Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@angel_0f_deathx If you need me to “talk to” someone, let me know.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@Necromancer54 @YourAnonNews

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@YourAnonNews Here’s my guess.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

#uap #ufotwitter

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

#uap #ufotwitter

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@JeffJonesSABD I’ve seen videos of cube shaped and pyramid shaped UAPs. Spheres, tic tacs, all kinds of shapes.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@geomydid

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@the_errant_way @digijordan How did your dumb fucking ass end up on my feed? Fucking antisemite scum.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@itsdeaann

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@Noirchick1 Wasn’t she Sophia Loren from birth?

[Renee Libby @ReneeLibby95084]

If you laid the 400 Patriot Front chuds marching today end to end, you would get approximately 2,400 linear feet and 6 inches of dick.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

Trump claims that he draws bigger crowds than Elvis.

Technically, that is true.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@SheSheTucson No it doesn’t. Let’s see it suddenly take off at 10,000 mph, and disappear in an instant.

Cool plane though.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

Somebody climbed to the top of the Empire State Building. And I mean the very tip top.

He climbed a metal tower that was on the roof. He’s as high up as you can get on that building.

A dozen old-timey biplanes with machine guns are currently enroute to address the situation.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@angel_0f_deathx Pastrami. I have a discriminating palate.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

Maybe “250” referred to the number of people in attendance.

[Creatures & Curves @CreaturesCurves]

@shawzsav

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@BlackRose_xo_xo ❤️🔥