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And I thought to myself, “Have I lost all control of an internal dialogue?”

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Boujailles is a solid drafting red.

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Well now youre sacrificing stomach square footage on potato salad. So it’s a double No for me.

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I haven’t had any RBs today. Kinda disappointed

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Don’t weigh the baby on the drug scale.

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I ate lunch there once. Had steak frites. It was solid but not spectacular

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Did the disc pop at the most crucial of moments?

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I stashed some secret pizza here last night. Going to be epic.

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Let’s Schnitzel!!

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I yell at the people I live with for not eating bananas.

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If he’s just sucking on tits and he don’t have teeth there is nothing to clean.

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The hub tab is where I train my refresh swipes. Gotta stay in shape year round.

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Would you have let me peg you?

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I can’t change peoples minds in the frozen foods section. But I can profit.

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If you’ve got big boobs let me hear from ya.

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“I ended up jogging both ways which means I basically took an ice cream break in the middle of my run.” @SrLeBearPoo

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Look. I’m a fat kid but I have standards.

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I tried to lick a lot more if you get my drift.

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@thedailybeast Drinking my own urine is how I avoid most things, such as, Covid, friends, lovers, dehydration. You name it l.

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@coopmavs @PeasRadio @Rphillipstexas @theeagledallas MBFL. Mavs boner for life.