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torturing lan qiren one day at a time (inspired by @Disneyland2go and @JurassicPark2go)

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statistics say approximately 64% of lan disciples have accidentally called hanguang-jun “dad”

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@victonrious jingyi….. i…. frew up

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jingyi….. I’m…… a material gworl!!

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@zeepjm @mowochi just a regular person 💕

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zewu-jun! you’re supposed to be on lockdown!

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god we sure hope not

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apparently cutting your own hair in a fit of pure unadultered rage is NOT against the lan rules

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lan qiren has been the pillar of the cloud recesses for 40 sexy, sexy years. feel old yet?

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@Lanling_Zixuan thanks, i hate it!

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@one_small_duck we won’t make that mistake twice 😤

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what if rabbits had, like, human teeth. wouldn’t that be fucked up.

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sect leader jiang come out of seclusion pls, your nephew won’t stop moping in the bunny sanctuary

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what is tick tock and why do you guys keep talking about it

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@victonrious he needed a hobby during his seclusion 😤

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we think zewu-jun might be the one growing illegal substances in the community garden but we have no proof

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teacher lan is now running morning tai chi at 5 every day in the courtyard

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um teacher lan you can't punish me for lighting the hanshi on fire im literally neurodivergent and a minor

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cloud recesses rule #6669: do not blast lucifer by shinee and then claim you're sorry, teacher lan, you're not sure how to turn it off, it just kind of happened, it's like it was meant to be-

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@YMJiang2go after all our support, you kick gusu lan??? you kick gusu lan like a football??? jail!!! jail for a thousand years!!!

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@YMJiang2go we hope jin ling's uncle has a good rest!!!