Roger

From England

[Roger @creepyRoger]

They've found us. We're going home.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

I've sharpened a stick at both ends. #ReadyForYouRalph

[Roger @creepyRoger]

I leaned on the lever and now @OneEyedPiggy is dead. Whatever, he should've moved out of the way. #StupidJustLikeSimon

[Roger @creepyRoger]

We stole Piggy's glasses in the dark of night! #Fearless

[Roger @creepyRoger]

The beast was actually Simon. Whatever, it was his fault. What was he doing running around in the dark like that anyways. #stupid

[Roger @creepyRoger]

The beast finally made its way down to our area. But it's ok, we've beat the thing to death. #NothingCanStopUs

[Roger @creepyRoger]

Just killed a sow with @JackTheHunter__, the feeling is incredible!

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@JackTheHunter__ seems to have made the decision to leave. I'd rather stick with him than @OneEyedPiggy and @Ralph_on_fire

[Roger @creepyRoger]

Jack and Ralph don't understand why I came up with them to find the beat. No one understands me and I think I like it that way.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@Ralph_on_fire it seems Ralph is finally understanding the thrill of the hunt. #BetterLateThanNever

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@Ralph_on_fire is always going on and on about the smoke and he tells us we're wasting time! We've got plenty of time! #ridiculous

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@JackTheHunter__ Got a little too excited with his first kill. Didn't even let me tell the story. #everyonesAnnoying

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@littluns_ as much as I wanted to hit Henry I couldn't. I can't get the stupid rules made by grownups out of my head!!! #hateit

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@littluns_ they're so useless. Just sitting there playing without a care in the world. It's satisfying to disturb their peace.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

Rules are rules though, I guess. So I took the conch and spoke my mind. They should understand the possibility of never being rescued.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@Ralph_on_fire says we need to hold the conch if we want to talk. The childishness could not become more childish.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

Ralphs gone and called a meeting. Now I have to sit with the lot of them. #thethingsIdotostayhidden

[Roger @creepyRoger]

The boys are gone to see if this is an island or not. Their lack of intellect kills my brain cells.

[Roger @creepyRoger]

@OneEyedPiggy Why is he even here?

[Roger @creepyRoger]

I don't even care who's leader. I only voted so I wouldn't stick out of the crowd. #HatethemAll