Reminders for 2019:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$17 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-someone else’s success doesn’t take away from your own
-you have a really nice butt
The 4th of July’s pretty cool, but let’s remember five months ago today was the 4th of February, when we declared our independence from “You got no rings”
#FlyEaglesFly
@GovBallNYC I’ve volunteered for 3 years in a row during the festival and am trying to again! All I’m getting is an automated GBGB email. Can you help??