Alexei Moon Casselle

aka Crescent Moon. artist educator father. bands= Kill The Vultures, Mixed Blood Majority, Roma di Luna, former hypeman for Eyedea & Abilities and Atmosphere.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

autographed Rob & TJ Draft hat 😮‍💨

RT and follow for a chance to win.

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

Woke up to the most beautiful song of the mourning doves outside my window overlaying the tranquil hum of a sleeping Minneapolis dawn in deep repose, still dreaming of the colors that will greet them shortly.

Then I sat up in bed and yelled GAME DAY MOTHERFUCKER! WOLVES BACK 🐺

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I probably crossed an ethical line with AI by asking it to imagine the Timberwolves winning a championship but I did it anyway. Then my friend turned it into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.

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I’VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! IF WE JUST CHEER REALLY LOUD EVERY TIME JAMAL MURRAY TOUCHES THE BALL TONIGHT HE’LL BE SO CONFUSED THAT IT WILL RENDER HIM OBSOLETE 😅🤪🤞🏽

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

Favorite Teacher Appreciation Week memory: I walked into the break room bc there were free donuts for teachers. Next to the box of donuts was my principal who then voluntold me I was covering another class for the remaining 8 weeks of school during my one prep
*many schools ago

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@chelangason It’s just not getting old. Keep it coming.

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@TWolvesLead Home court advantage

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@TWolvesLead Dallas

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-the palpable bond between this entire team that feels ironclad when just a year ago we were in shambles and throwing punches at each other and wondering how we would recover from an almost certainly terrible trade
-(insert your own)

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

Things I was not emotionally ready for this season as a Timberwolves fan:
-advancing beyond the first round
-my students to finally stop roasting me for being a Wolves fan
-seeing my team’s defense turn respected opponents into unlikeable whiny babies
…

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

The euphoria of 30 years of fandom misery being slowly lifted off my shoulders by having a team that is really good, really fun to watch and centered around a budding superstar that is 22 years old and apparently loves being in Minnesota

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

He may have dodged suspension but he can’t dodge the Timberwolves. Jamal was probably praying for a game away from our perimeter defense.

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@MattLerma_PS

[NBA @NBA]

The 2023-24 Kia NBA Defensive Player of the Year is... Rudy Gobert!

#NBAAwards | #KiaDPOY | @Kia

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

@chelangason 😂😂😂

[Alexei Moon Casselle @CresMoon612]

Rudy needs to have more babies.

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@chelangason Can you sub for Rudy?

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Draft LaMelo, they said.

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Last time the @Timberwolves won a Playoffs series

-George W Bush was President
-Kanye dropped College Dropout
-Facebook was launched
-Martha Stewart went to prison
-Janet’s titty popped out in the Super Bowl wardrobe ‘malfunction’
-Michael Phelps won his first gold medals