aka Crescent Moon. artist educator father. bands= Kill The Vultures, Mixed Blood Majority, Roma di Luna, former hypeman for Eyedea & Abilities and Atmosphere.
Woke up to the most beautiful song of the mourning doves outside my window overlaying the tranquil hum of a sleeping Minneapolis dawn in deep repose, still dreaming of the colors that will greet them shortly.
Then I sat up in bed and yelled GAME DAY MOTHERFUCKER! WOLVES BACK 🐺
I probably crossed an ethical line with AI by asking it to imagine the Timberwolves winning a championship but I did it anyway. Then my friend turned it into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.
I’VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! IF WE JUST CHEER REALLY LOUD EVERY TIME JAMAL MURRAY TOUCHES THE BALL TONIGHT HE’LL BE SO CONFUSED THAT IT WILL RENDER HIM OBSOLETE 😅🤪🤞🏽
Favorite Teacher Appreciation Week memory: I walked into the break room bc there were free donuts for teachers. Next to the box of donuts was my principal who then voluntold me I was covering another class for the remaining 8 weeks of school during my one prep
*many schools ago
-the palpable bond between this entire team that feels ironclad when just a year ago we were in shambles and throwing punches at each other and wondering how we would recover from an almost certainly terrible trade
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Things I was not emotionally ready for this season as a Timberwolves fan:
-advancing beyond the first round
-my students to finally stop roasting me for being a Wolves fan
-seeing my team’s defense turn respected opponents into unlikeable whiny babies
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The euphoria of 30 years of fandom misery being slowly lifted off my shoulders by having a team that is really good, really fun to watch and centered around a budding superstar that is 22 years old and apparently loves being in Minnesota
Last time the @Timberwolves won a Playoffs series
-George W Bush was President
-Kanye dropped College Dropout
-Facebook was launched
-Martha Stewart went to prison
-Janet’s titty popped out in the Super Bowl wardrobe ‘malfunction’
-Michael Phelps won his first gold medals