Cress

Creator of egg and cress 🍳🥬, certified DQ9 enjoyer 🐲⚔️ and human evangelion reference ✝️🙏

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Egg and cress

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@acemartinspades It’s coming for you

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Bloody thunder in this heat, what they playing at

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Pissing it down Martin! Stay safe

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@acemartinspades I’ve waited a month and a half for shorts, you’ll be okay

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34 on Wednesday

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@acemartinspades Bum this weather

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Finally found where my shorts are and getting them tomorrow along with some sandles # summer ts

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@acemartinspades Bum

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Grandma likes pipe Garfield

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No work tonight and getting a roast dinner In my belly

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Needy little bitch AirPods beeping at me

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Leon Kennedy will be in smash one day

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giggling and kicking my feet

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Little Dibby telling me his toy isn’t lightning McQueen it’s a car, doesn’t know shit

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It’s taken me like 2 years to realise night workers are referred to as “shift” so when I see people writing “shift overs” on stock that’s won’t go out that’s what I’m supposed to do (I just write overs #oops)

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Called in sick, Laura knows I be shitting

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@acemartinspades My oshi

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Always ill when there’s no northernlion

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Don’t feel well and my dad doesn’t fw Geese

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@acemartinspades Not on yoghurts till later

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At work, peeeeeyoooo