Cricket Noem

untrained puppy. shot dead by my mom in a gravel pit.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

“We do a Watergate twice a day” is a crazy way to confess your own corruption…

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@RapidResponse47 he just can't get over his envy of the cooler, hotter, smarter Obama. what a sad old fuck trump is.

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@MySportsUpdate what other team would see this and think I want to bring another Antonio Brown on our squad?

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@KatieMiller @Syd_Gallego Yet this person has no problem with trump or paxton?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down."

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

lol

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

tfw you used Claude to write your NDAA amendment but forgot to hide your tracks

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

If this doesn't make your blood boil, you don't believe in liberty. Border Patrol agents smashed down a business's locked doors and arrested two employees, and when the owner demanded to see a warrant, they smugly said, "We don't need one." Absolutely criminal. Straight to jail

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[Rep. Jason Crow @RepJasonCrow]

Congress passed a bipartisan bill to make it easier to own a home.

The President is refusing to sign it.

Donald Trump doesn’t care about lowering costs for you.

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@RapidResponse47 becomes law in 10 days regardless

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@TruthNetwork24 @JamesBlairUSA @DK_ForCongress it becomes law after 10 days unless he vetoes it - i doubt the moron prez even knows that

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@emrey35 @em_luetkemeyer it becomes law anyway after 10 days unless he vetoes it

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN doing a side by side of Vance and Obama talking about nuclear inspections

[Brennan Leach @brennanleach]

Tillis on the reflecting pool:

“I'd like to think a $15 million membrane could withstand a pocket knife.”

Asked him what he thinks of Trump threatening jail time for vandals

“Damaging, aligning the reflecting pool is something that Pirro wants to prosecute to the full extent of the law… yet they're releasing people who pled guilty to assaulting a police officers. What freaking parallel universe did I just wake up in?”

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨 BREAKING: Close Trump advisors have been informing him the likeliest cause of any “rip” in the Reflecting Pool surface came from him insisting the full motorcade drive on the fresh surface to “inspect” it before it was refilled, which he immediately denies to blame liberals.

[Cricket Noem @CricketNoem]

@nicksortor love how MAGA is blaming a shit no-bid contracting job on "vandalism" without releasing "evidence" -- i bet they are gonna give the same shit company a no bid contract again.

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

How about starting with the man in the Oval Office who's been spending taxpayer dollars on:

- A Ballroom
- A Reflecting Pool
- A Wrestling Match
- Golf Trips

But I guess it's hard to go after the man who gave you your job.

[Jemima Kelly @jemimajoanna]

OMG. So in Nov 2022, when I was at a party at Mar-a-Lago to celebrate Trump running again for president, I met this guy who I described thusly... TURNS OUT HE'S THE GUY TRUMP HIRED TO CLEAN UP THE REFLECTING POOL, CEO of the company that owns "Greenwater Services"

Dying 🤣🤣🤣