ape in crill

ape in you degenerates 😈🤑👊🏻

[qurool @quroolarc]

TWO 14 YEAR OLDS JUST EXPLAINED HOW ROBLOX IS A CASINO FOR TODDLERS

and they're making $100 000+ a month each doing it

let that sink in

they built a game in 14 HOURS, start to finish, planning, scripting, marketing

> $100 of dad's money on roblox ads
> 2 weeks to hit the algorithm
> sold it for $250,000 cash

the game never even cracked roblox's top 1,000

it's called trust or trick, it's mrbeast's split-or-steal on loop

rng rolls a jackpot number, you gamble in-game currency, your winnings float above your head so everyone sees how "rich" you are

no real money bet, no losing, just status, keep the number climbing, flex on the lobby, chase the leaderboard

that's the whole trap

now the numbers that should scare you:

> average roblox game: 1 in 100 players spend money
> top 10% of games: 7 in 100
> their game: 1 in 4

a 25% conversion rate on a gambling loop

how? progression tunnel, buy a table with a luck boost

save up, buy the better one, the old one is now worthless, throwaway

reset, repeat, crates start at 20 cents, there's a $20 "nuke" they dropped at Christmas specifically to catch kids' holiday money

then they said the quiet part out loud:

> "all of roblox is gambling"
> youngest player they've clocked? their guess, two or three years old

one of them's been coding since 9, watched college CS lectures in 5th grade math class, bought a car he's too young to legally drive

their target this year: $3 million

[Holland_Live @Holland_Live]

At 27, Steven Bartlett was shown a loophole most people will never even hear about. His company went public. $50 million market cap. The bank just wires him $25 million in cash at near-zero interest. No tax. Ever.

"Someone came to me at 27 and said, Stephen, do you know you can just take a loan against your public stock?"

"If your stock is worth $50 million right now, they will give you a 50% loan without paying tax on that. Crazy low interest rate, like almost nothing. They will just transfer you today $25 million in cash and you will have to pay no tax"

"And guess what? If the stock comes down, they'll just sell it. So you'll never really have like a real sort of tax liability there"

"I couldn't believe this was possible. And so I was like, is this what all the rich people do? And they told me, yes, this is how it works. This is what Elon's doing. Elon is taking a pretty much tax-free loan against his Tesla stock and they are transferring him a billion dollars in cash and he can live off that, start new companies with that and never have to have a tax transaction"

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@YikescleverOG @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC This guy stalks arsenal tweets

Clear loner with no family

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@JordLFC_ Wirtz will go first
Biggest flop in prem history ?

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@Jason_Kavanagh @JacobsBen Shutup moron

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@ItsAuraFC @MindyNUFC Tell these dickheads man
They Bitter

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@THoechlin92965 @LozzaFox Victims ?
Victims of what ?
Bots are so stupid

Wow . Developers come on at least aim Ur bots at right people lol

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@ScottGShore I thought arsenal weren't getting him
Where's all the banter gone big man ?

Bi polar ?

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@I_amMukhtar You engage with paedophiles
We don't cause fuss ?

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@talkSPORT What is that hair wow

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@wheeler149725 @NostalgicNUFC The cope of Newcastle fans
First were never gonna get him

Now we paid too much

It's all cope

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@anandanepali99 @nimsdai Take this picture down u heartless prick

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@diandoteth U just edit screen grabs
That's Ur entire hustle

Idiot

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@DAZNBoxing Ban this disgusting ref

[rob. @robiartec]

como crear paginas web ganadoras de $50,000 con código de Claude + Fable 5

esto es un tutorial completo de 25 minutos

en un solo video, os lo enseñan paso a paso.

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@yakobper90

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@OzBlock108 Glad his channel ain't shit
He has nothing to him

[Impakt CEO (Winston) - Get paid while getting fit. @winstonzin]

This is the most shredded man alive.

He's 57 and has a body fat of 4%––one of the lowest in bodybuilding history.

His secret? A superhuman routine that keeps him ripped without losing muscle.

Let's break it down:

(A day in the life of Helmut Strebl🧵)

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@DEADLINE Rip pussy .
Loved

[ape in crill @Crillaped]

@Deancain Make it happen superman !