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love me wife, love me football, simple as

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City girls aint be loyal, country girls be sacrificing you to the wicker man. No winning with these hoes.

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@clownmp3s For the uninitiated, what does that mean.

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@clownmp3s British Picard. He's down at Dover Port, following orders from Danny Thomas, Danny Tomo for short.

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@clownmp3s Drops the rock back down on you

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@19o91899 @clownmp3s This is why they took you to the boat

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@its_jenguin They're all withered and eating each other. Only the strongest have survived.

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It's raining piss and poo out there

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#annoying

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It's raining fingers and toes out there

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It's raining cats and dogs out there

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@its_jenguin Big walk giving 2004 lost vibes ngl

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Thought I'd watch insta reels, but Ive seen like 5 people die today so maybe I'll not anymore

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@clownmp3s Full name

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@clownmp3s Korn

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@clownmp3s Morpheus, Colgate, Chicken-named-finger, Duck

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@clownmp3s Plunk or Chubbo

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This post was made by BIG TUNA EATERS CONGLOMERATE

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egg eaters be like what if i made the kitchen smell of poo and farts for 45 minutes

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@clownmp3s @its_jenguin She's a real busy body.

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@clownmp3s Vindication for episode 1 hater