The Crimson Lights Puppet

Melissa. Y&R snark and live tweets. Number 1 Taron shipper. Likes: Teriah/Anxious Tessa/Snarky Mariah. Treasurer of Troubletown. Fics:

[The Crimson Lights Puppet @CrimsonPuppet]

My top 10 Mariah moments of 2022! She had enough to make a video - progress! #teriah #yr

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Unpopular opinion, but his death is much worse for me than Dr. Greene. Not quite as bad as Lucy, but it’s up there.

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Not me purposely avoiding season 15 of ER because Pratt’s ending traumatized me 18 years ago and ripping off that bandaid tonight.

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Don’t try to win me back Mandi. I saw that Insta story.

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Mariah in a jumpsuit tho

[jess @beyoncespice]

never let your husband stop you from being with your wife

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https://t.co/Hw4r5LBM7e

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, SZA released ‘Ctrl.’

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In other news, I wish I had watched live to clip some of Nick snacking on those Smarties so I could make a beautiful TikTok set to Candy by Mandy Moore.

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And around that time the car crash music video came out. My fat ass was fed.

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The “accidental” Teriah engagement reveal on IG 😭😭😭

[໊ @buffys]

what was the best night in your fandoms history?

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Second runner up was when the sofa bed song dropped.

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Yee 🤠

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Shipping off to war today - Phoebe presale.

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@soapcentral

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Just minding my own business waiting in my car before going into this concert and this chick opens her car door on mine, shaking me and my entire car, and then shrugs and says sorry. Ma’am? You couldn’t see my big white car next to your big white car?

[໊ @buffys]

how do you serve cunt on stage?

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Throwing it back for #NationalBestFriendsDay 🥹

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My Lightning Lane selections are mid

[Steve From Pittsburgh @StevenEsquire]

This is what happens when you let them leave Cranberry

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Ho boy all the mouth breathers that don’t even support the teams or travel into the city are having a meeting in the comments

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Earlier today, the Penguins teamed up with @Pirates and @steelers to spread love and acceptance at the Pittsburgh Pride Parade 🏳️‍🌈

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[t. @starboycb]

just a reminder, she had them get rid of their one dog and after she filed for divorce, ali went and found the dog and got her back.