#Malfoid
The Plot so far.
Dracea Malfoy and Harry Potter are the greatest Love Story ever told.
Dumbledore hates Dobby and tortures him in various ways including after both die.
Ron fought Snape and all of Slytherin house alone.
Narcissa Malfoy needs 12 grandchildren yesterday.
McGonagall took part in muggle military missions.
Neville Longbottom trained to beat Death Eaters with his bare hands.
Oliver Woods flew Jets over Kuwait.
Sirius Black the big dog offering advice on various things.
Voldemort may or may not have a time turner he uses to watch Harry and Dracea.
And various other Subplots.
Harry: You know, they say the Room of Requirement never lies. It gives you whatever you need most.
Malfoy: Oh, really? How fascinating, Potter. Allow me to demonstrate.
Malfoy confidently opens the door.
Inside is a bedroom. One bed. Two pillows. A romantic candle on the bedside table.
Silence.
Malfoy: ...
Harry: ...
Malfoy: The room is malfunctioning.
Harry: Is it?
Malfoy: Obviously! Why would I need a bedroom with only one bed?!
Harry: I don't know. You're the one who opened the door.
Malfoy: SHUT UP!
Harry: Wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You wanted to see what you needed most, opened the magical room of your deepest desires, and it gave you a bedroom with one bed?
Malfoy: THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
Harry: So you admit you wanted something else?
Malfoy: I ADMIT NOTHING!
Harry: Interesting. Very interesting.
Harry slowly pulls out an imaginary notebook.
Harry: Subject: Draco Malfoy. Symptoms include excessive blushing, violent denial, and a suspicious interest in shared sleeping arrangements.
Malfoy: MY NAME IS NOT YOUR EXPERIMENT, POTTER!
Harry: Don't worry. I'll publish my findings in The Daily Prophet.
Malfoy: I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Harry: Headline: Local Slytherin Threatens Journalist After Magical Room Exposes Her Romantic Preferences.
Malfoy: I WILL FEED YOU TO A BASILISK!
Harry: Bold of you to assume there are any left.
Malfoy grabs a pillow and throws it at his face.
Harry: OW! ATTEMPTED MURDER! IN FRONT OF THE BEDROOM TOO!
Malfoy: STOP SAYING BEDROOM!
Harry: Fine. The romantic chamber.
Malfoy: POTTER!
Harry: The courtship suite?
Malfoy: I AM GOING TO COMMIT A FELONY!
Harry: That's three threats in under a minute. You're really bad at flirting, you know.
Malfoy goes completely still.
Malfoy: ...
Harry: ...
Malfoy: I WAS NOT FLIRTING!
Harry: Of course not. And I'm the Minister of Magic.
Malfoy: YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GET ELECTED AS A VILLAGE IDIOT!
Harry: At least I'd have a platform.
The room suddenly produces a small table with a silver plaque reading:
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR DESIRED COMPANION HAS ARRIVED."
Both of them stare at it.
Harry: Oh, that's actually pretty sweet.
Malfoy: slowly turns toward him. Potter.
Harry: Yeah?
Malfoy: Run.
Harry: Why?
Malfoy: BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE A VISIT TO ST. MUNGO'S!
Harry bolts out of the room.
Malfoy: COWARD!
Harry: YOU JUST THREATENED TO HOSPITALIZE ME!
Malfoy: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
The door slams shut.
Inside, Malfoy sinks onto the bed, covers her face with both hands, and lets out a muffled scream.
Malfoy: WHY HIM?! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE POTTER?!
The Room of Requirement helpfully produces a second plaque.
"TIP: HONEST COMMUNICATION IS OFTEN THE FIRST STEP."
Malfoy: I WILL BURN THIS ROOM TO THE GROUND.
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The buzzards are coming.
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