President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club

“I only remember stuff that’s not going to help me”-Josh Homme

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

I’m starting to miss the time when the padres sucked and the losers in the fan base were kept to a minimum.

[Ash GC ⚾️ @Ash_Padres]

Hopefully chirping Souza Jr. too lmao

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@CheeseMarlo @iTalkStudiosYT And at 2,000 feet elevation.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Going with the vibes and trust me bro, I see.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged?

MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

16 years ago, Stephen Strasburg had arguably the most electric debut we’ve ever seen from a starting pitcher.

Nationals and Pirates. Both last place teams. Didn’t matter. Sold out crowd of 40,315. Oh, and Strasburg struck out 14 over 7 IP.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Who is asking for this?

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

ESPN just announced they are doing an alternate broadcast for Game 3 of NBA Finals led by Pat McAfee.

McAfee’s entire crew, including Kendrick Perkins, will be doing live commentary courtside.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Is this not a reviewable play?

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Orioles manager Craig Albernaz said umpires told him that Ernie Clement "established a baseline outside of his running path" and that Gunnar Henderson's tag attempt wasn't good enough on this play in the 6th inning.

(H/T: @JakeDRill)

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

On June 6, 1944, a 56-year-old general with a secret walked onto Utah Beach under fire, armed with a cane and a pistol.

The secret: his heart was failing. He had hidden it from the army doctors so they wouldn't pull him from the mission.

His name was Theodore Roosevelt Jr. Son of the President. He had begged three separate times to lead the first wave ashore at Normandy before his commanders finally said yes.

When his landing craft drifted 2,000 yards off course, every instinct said redirect the following waves to the correct zone. Instead, Roosevelt walked the beach himself, alone, under artillery fire, cane in hand, reading the terrain.

His verdict: "We'll start the war from right here."

He then stood on that beach and personally greeted every regiment that landed after him, pointing them inland, cracking jokes under shellfire, steadying 18-year-olds who had never seen combat. He did this for hours.

Years later, Omar Bradley was asked to name the single most heroic act he had ever witnessed in combat.

His answer, without hesitation: "Ted Roosevelt on Utah Beach."

Roosevelt's son, Captain Quentin Roosevelt II, also landed at Normandy that same morning. He was named after his uncle, Quentin Roosevelt, who had been shot down as a fighter pilot over France in World War I.

Three generations. Three wars. One family.

Theodore Roosevelt Jr. died in his sleep 36 days later. Heart attack. The thing he had been hiding finally won. He never learned he had been awarded the Medal of Honor.

He was buried at the Normandy American Cemetery.

In 1955, his family had his brother Quentin, killed in WWI, exhumed from where he fell in France and reinterred right beside him. Quentin is the only World War I soldier buried there.

Two brothers. Two world wars. The same French soil.

Their father had once said: "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

Both of his sons did exactly that.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@RoyEdward27 @ynosports I mean, it’s *really* on Nelson standing there instead of covering the bag.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Breaking news: Player believes his team can win a WS.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. went on The Tonight Show and told Jimmy Fallon the Yankees are winning the World Series

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Defending Dart’s freedom of speech while criticizing Carter’s is a take.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Sage Steele: I am so proud of Jaxson Dart. He stood firm. The leadership from the New York Giants are standing behind him. Just like their standing behind some of the crazies—Abdul Carter, who doesn't apparently believe in diversity of thought…

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Grady Sizemore

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@ABC @grok what well known street in San Diego does this article name?

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Padres have to clear a 40 man spot for Bowen too right?

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@advancedstats23 Only thing I can think of is the deal was agreed to before the draft and knowing they wouldn’t have a ‘27 first. But still doesn’t help them today win a title.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@carredondo28 @Cheesezuz @kileymcd Well, he was drafted. He’s an 11th round pick by Pittsburgh in 2019.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

@advancedstats23 Arguably the worst pitching performance I’ve ever seen in a regional.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

3 innings allowing more than 6 runs. 4 errors leading to 11 unearned runs, 9 BB, 2 HBP.. then 5 homers allowed in the 8th alone.

[President of the Randy Vasquez Fan Club @Crippledouble]

Was Miami’s pitching performance last night the worst ever from a legitimate program?