Chris

I fuckin work here

[Chris @Crippyy]

Do you recycle? Cause I'd love to crush your box and leave it by the curb

[Chris @Crippyy]

Filipenos with walmart hood scoops on their minivans make my day

[Chris @Crippyy]

The best is that 1st stage of frostbite when your hands feel warm again

[Chris @Crippyy]

Nothing sums up elementry school like getting flexed on in mavis beacon teaches typing

[Chris @Crippyy]

@Terry_Cahill Fuck im good to drive only had one beer

[Chris @Crippyy]

Crew guys like to act all hard till you catch 4 of them hiding from the cold talking about essential oils

[Chris @Crippyy]

I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck, and your headphones short, and your charger dont work, and you spill shit on your shirt

[GIVE'R TERRY 🍁 @Terry_Cahill]

its Friday! you are legaly allowed to smoke 1/4 doob in the handicapped toilet at lunch

[Chris @Crippyy]

I just want a girl that looks at me like @foorddy looks at Conor Mcgregor

[Chris @Crippyy]

Yer fuckin alright eh!

[Chris @Crippyy]

@GysBastiaansen @Sethscoots7

[Chris @Crippyy]

You know pattys day is going good when your pissing green before 5!

[Chris @Crippyy]

@BrettFister shit well I better go get some clash of clans pjs to look the part

[Chris @Crippyy]

Just saw a grown ass dude at school wearing angry bird pajama pants carrying a bouquet of roses. Like shit whos the lucky lady?

[Chris @Crippyy]

When you give up on normal girls @RikBastiaansen

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

accurate

[Chris @Crippyy]

Nice cockslap to the face from old man winter today