Cris

The unrefined confessions & thoughts of a perspicacious fool.

[Cris @Cris_Andre91]

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[Cris @Cris_Andre91]

I hope the day never comes when I no longer appreciate the sun make its glorious exit stage west

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@hanz_montz I've always wanted a pet beaver, I say pet, more like an assistant 😄

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Haha who doesn't love being criticised?

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Adam Sandler or the telecommunicative medium projecting his moving image has seen me nude too frequently for my liking

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I just can't help but feel like a mass murderer whenever I step on a snail. The sound emitted is just a crotch punch to my heart.

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How do people just sleep? I mean, how do they just switch their brains off? Mine kind of has to tire itself out. Yes like a toddler.

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One day all of this will make sense.

[Cris @Cris_Andre91]

Watched Split last night with James McAvoy and I've got quite the crush on one of his 23 personalities. Yup, it's Barry.