Criscosan

bruh

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

I strive to be chef boyardee

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@cryptotwitter

Birthday gift shit coin wallet from a close friend

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@MYSTIC7 @ItsFleeceKing @JTGily didnt know i was sitting on this for almost 3 years, what are the chances!

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@slvppy All the homies rep blonded los santos

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

Just realized

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk

[Dave & Buster's @DaveandBusters]

BREAKING — Government to announce student loan debt redeemable for D&B Power Cards

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

No one:
The dentist when your gums start bleeding:

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@AskMe_idareyou @MichaelAvenatti @tweetmommybop @SWDick In the 50’s they taught kids to hide under desks because the threat of nuclear fallout because of the cold war which was from 1947-1991, today they teach us in school to run, hide, or defend ourselves if thats what we wanna do. You sound like a bafoon.

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@snot Why is excuse me not on apple music in America anymore, also fire song Beretta by @snot

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@laneyallen7 @lexieim_ No way bro she’s my bb too

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@whydoyouwatchme This how yall get your venmos hacked

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@laneyallen7 If you smile you’ve got a deal

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@TessaKellison @laneyallen7

[Criscosan @CriscoSensei]

@wreckris_ @laneyallen7 He got better moves than me

[Beans @AndrewMorales17]

Nobody:

Ohio:

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it’s ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR