cris

he/she

[q*bert from miami @soupydacus]

STEPHEN ROOT! #imstephenrootingforhim

[max @lynchinist]

i only threw this nathan 4 u

[Phy @hambuhodo]

Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny?

Elizabeth: He's embarrassed because the banner doesn't look the way he wanted it to and his friend is yelling at him?

Nathan: Sorta. He wore leather pants and they burst, and now his penis is out on Queen Street

[Geniuses of Genius @NoIQGenius]

Car Seat Headrest, "1937 State Park"

[nathan 📞🎃🕷️ @horseyposting]

well i thought about the army dad said son you're fucking Hi

[ruby @noblestqiyoku]

if you’re a girl that’s a fan they will kill you

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

You Can See Everything? Ha. Well maybe some things shouldn't be seen. You ever consider that? Of course not. Because cinema is the pervert's medium and you're all going to hell.

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

No moves tonight, i hurt my finger. We CANNOT go to the club, I hurt my finger.

[fox @mattys_marbles]

the warm heavenly glow of my affection

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

A stick a stone its the end of the road😭😭😭

[liam⁸¹ @duneparttwo]

Since y’all wanna be assholes for Taylor. Cameron Winter dies in Cameron Winter at Carnegie Hall

[Saucin' No Bolonga @ChampagneSaucin]

You that’s right YOU have been cast in Joseph Kosinski’s ‘MIAMI VICE ’85’.

Also starring Michael B. Jordan & Austin Butler.

[samuel @samqpeirce]

what is with my phone

[Suggestible Matt Johnson @rivoli2009]

I like to punch Jay McCarrol when I leave my apartment for good luck. Here's proof

[bubble @bubblegummie_]

Be the Uncle Pussy you are, and be it without apology

[Sorrey...! @MattjayTruther]

CHOOSE ONE
- nirvanna the band fan
- normal relationship with gender expression
YOU CANNOT KILL YOURSELF