Cristina Lark

#Actor. Writer. #PublicSpeaking. Watch my comedy show ONLINE! Yeah, baby! 👇👇👇

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@elonmuskADO Twitter

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“ChatGPT, show me what a person who just woke up from a 9 year slumber would say”

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

South Park is now taking on the transgender bathroom issue. Nailed it.

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@ianmiles “ChatGPT, show me what a person who just woke up from a 9 year slumber would say”

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@hotmart @fiorebrian Espero que atendam mesmo! Já tentei pelo Zendesk de voces, pelo inbox do Twitter, pelo email do vendedor, e nada! $250 jogados no lixo. Pago e sequer consigo acessar o hotmart. Diz que minha senha é incorreta e ao "restabelecer" dá erro

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@ttmymoodb Wait: if a hijab is meant to "protect a woman's physical beauty from the male gaze", isn't putting a hijab on a baby sexualizing her? Creepiest thing ever.

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Serious cooking skillz #comedy #edfringe #edfringe22 https://t.co/5DajcRIRvB

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Are you ALWAYS LATE? Here’s WHY👇 #TikTok #EdFringe2022 @edfringe https://t.co/NJoeZviFE6

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You will NEVER be PRODUCTIVE because of this... #shorts https://t.co/Drq8yS4V9j via @YouTube

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@viizedek @migdannte Se tirarem seu vídeo com acusação de violação de direitos dele, vc pode ser indenizada:
https://t.co/SYCPvmslJR

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@viizedek Agora você imagina as advogadas da figura cobrando honorários só para ouvir ele chorar, quando é sabido que paródia é protegida por lei... 🤣🤣🤣

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

MEN! Accentuate your best features, e.g. piercing blue eyes, to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. really horrible person

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So basically, #Severance  is a show based on the #Theranos’ office. Got it.

#TheDropout  #TheDropoutHulu

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@susan_nyberg So true, SO TRUE!

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EVER

[literally nuts @LiterallyNuts]

How is everyone not talking about #severance on AppleTV? They just pulled off the best season finale I’ve ever seen

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@GothicTRex @guyofradelaide @manwhohasitall For women it is, of course. But men face decades of magazines and media telling them they should always look young and perky to secure a woman. @manwhohasitall does a great job to help these men comply with all these expectations so they CAN navigate this woman’s world.

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Can’t wait to go back to my 2 favorite offices tomorrow! The weird empty quiet one and the one that constantly looks like a glampackers hostel in Koh Phangan 😀 #Severance #WeCrashed #AppleTV

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After watching #WeCrashed for 3 nights in a row up until yesterday, I can’t take @JaredLeto ‘s Israeli-accent voice from my head. It’s a nonstop stream of “Adam Newmann” voice. Anyone else? No? Just me? K. Episode 6 can’t come soon enough. Free kombucha for all. Forty trillion.

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@Roybattyforever censuran a George Orwell??? 😳

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[immediately turns that into an NFT] #VicChaos

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@DominicRyan1 I’m so glad Matias was not around.