Pooter

stuntin' like my ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

a wink and a smile and the land is ours.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

“the ache learns its place and I learn mine” is.. exactly

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

I had three bad dreams in one night!!! On my Scrooge

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

Being around Muslims is nice because I was describing my dream and before I can even finish I’m being prayed over.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

actually I was wondering if black bears ever attack

[trippin FTW is out now ! @shloob_]

ain’t no swag necessary when its 89 degrees outside brother just be careful

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

The idea that “natural = good” falls apart the moment you learn what nature actually is.

Arsenic is natural.
Botulism is natural.
Smallpox was natural.

Insulin, vaccines, and clean drinking water are not.

Nature doesn’t care if you live.
Science does.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

It won’t let me post my follow up about what men do teach me, so whatever lol.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

I wish a man could teach me something, my biggest fantasy is just sitting across from a man learning.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

In the purgatory between ovulation and luteal I sometimes have dreams where I am in labor and I wake up soaked in sweat.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

Just had to ask the group chat if it’s ok for us to speak on each others bodies

[♍︎ @asaprania]

your friends will dead watch u get big af & wont say anything

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

I don’t update my apps so I never know what’s going on. Simple life.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

When the YouTuber asks for a thumbs up I’m like ya sure.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

I just got to the bottom of my oatmeal and started thinking about boogers.

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i feel Weird and i need you

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

WHAT IF I JUST END UP BACK WHERE WE STARTED, WHAT IF I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANY FARTHER but down on my knees mixing up begging and praying.

[Pooter @CrisPayne]

I open texts and see people typing messages they’ll never send