I'm really letting my little rat brain run wild today. Go hang out in the trash cutie. Be warm from the snow. Don't get caught in the concrete rat imprint. xx
The only good part of yesterday's emergency vet stay was my new friend Donna who continuously checks in for status updates on Pippin. Donna is pretty cool and very sweet and offered me a ride if I needed it.
The man next to me is explaining to the woman next to him that 'cap' means that someone is lying. "You're being real suss right now, I think you're cappin' me"
I've made a terrible mistake and am splotchy in public to a concerning degree. This poor bartender asked me if I have any allergies and is now like are you ok? How are you doing?
Reactions to casually sexist comments are funny once they realize someone with a feminine name is on the call.
"Explain it to me how you'd explain it to your wife... Not that your wife isn't smart. That might not be a good analogy... Explain it like you'd explain it to a child"
False, the most authentic dating show is Too Hot to Handle. It is also, strangely, the most wholesome. I will be accepting questions at this time.
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