Crispytenderson

Let’s have a blast

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A haunted house , but instead of people scaring you they pop out and are really mean

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I can't believe this is out and we chose to go see Bow and Arrow vs Machine Guns, Bow Wins 3 instead

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Two separate people have asked me to watch their luggage today. I have an air of trustworthiness that can't be taught.

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Max Greyserman after a second-round 67 at Oakmont to get in at +3 and safely onto the weekend: "This course is also too hard for me, Si Woo."

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I've known for a while that eventually my job will be taken by AI, it just makes it so much worse realizing it'll be THIS GUY

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OH at sf party “I don’t do seed oils but I do blow”

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Woah another assassination attempt

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: President Biden has tested positive for Covid-19 https://t.co/yGYM5dlCV7 https://t.co/yGYM5dlCV7

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I am single and Jennifer Aniston is single. Fortuitous timing

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Moving by plane instead of uhaul is surreal. I could swear I have a flight back Sunday

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Girl next to me at HBS graduation yesterday asked my favorite question ever. Some grads had a sash that said VETERAN and she asked if that meant they had also gone to Harvard undergrad

I told her yes, that’s who those veteran parking spots in front of Walmart are for

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Maybe bc it’s a boeing plane they’re assuming part of the side will come off anyway and then it’ll have a window

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On spirit air you can get a window seat that doesn’t have a window

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@PGATOUR @legechiller @ChrisGotterup @MyrtleBeachCl If he wins instead of “I’m going to Disneyland” its “I’m going to beach week Mauri at pcove”

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@MaybeWa1uigi Let’s get a gofundme going for him now that this has gone viral

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Whoops accidentally hit rt

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that duke class next year is crazy 👀

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“Where did you grow up?” “Summered in Rangoon, luge lessons..”

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Me trying not to break into the Dr. Evil “my childhood was typical” monologue on first dates when asked about myself

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Google maps is getting pretty good

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I can’t be on a rooftop in nyc without feeling like a sniper has a beat on me