Cristen Burdell

Original Grandma

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Nothing has aged better than this tweet.

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Me, looking straight in to the eyes of 2020.

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Anyone still tweeting?

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“Don’t apologize for your jazzercise” - @Rynomite9

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Freddie? Who he?!

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Does anyone know @vyze89 priv account? Asking for a friend 🙄

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Dear @DanJRadcliffeNL , since we share a bday I have created us a special hashtag. Feel free to use it #HarryCrismas

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Spending my last Friday night in my 20s vacuuming my wingback chairs ✌🏻

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My biological clock is set to PST

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An autobiography.

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Apparently I still know every word to Say Anything’s “Admit it”

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Playing scrabble.
Mom: “Heee-heee-hooo, Heee-heee-hooo”
me: 🤔
mom: “I’m trying to deliver a word”

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Words/Phrases my mom has used tonight: “FUGNADO,” “MOTHER JUGS,” “IS F U A WORD?”

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Really feeling it this week 🙌🏻

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Only a true grandma would leave her cast party at midnight to go home and pop a muscle relaxer and sleep on ice. 👌🏻

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Me, looking straight in to the eyes of 2020.

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Clean sheets, a great book, and the scent of lingering candles.... ahhctober.

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It appears the Woodward Park fox has made its way in to my yard again. Or there's a demon outside of my window. Either way. I need sleep

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@meiko Tulsa!

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Do people still get their shoes shined?

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I live here now