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#31 - The Blob (1958) https://t.co/f5609ulgrE

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#30 - Dead Ringers https://t.co/Yd6Wyxdfrl

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#29 - Heaven's Gate https://t.co/fd9R6i28zn

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#28 - Funny Games (1997) https://t.co/ZdH67Fytwh

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#27 - The Last Temptation Of Christ https://t.co/zwahalsAMw

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#26 - The Tree Of Life https://t.co/d3Ql7Khtm3

[Chris McCaleb @chrismccaleb]

Hey kids, wanna talk about an insane and awesome Modern Mermaid Rock Musical (MMRM)? You're in luck, it's an all-new @CRITERIONAUTS podcast about THE LURE! w/ @jreinisch + ME! On iTunes or:
https://t.co/otRs3Zpp5w

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#25 - The Lure (2015) https://t.co/nqho47UY48

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No better way to welcome the week than a new episode of @CRITERIONAUTS podcast, in which @jreinisch and I *dissect* the truly insane ANDY WARHOL’S FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN! https://t.co/V1UeAcu9vn

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#24 - Andy Warhol's Flesh for Frankenstein https://t.co/kmlLGmtON8

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@SakuyaWitch_ @chrismccaleb You have no idea.

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#23 - The Canterbury Tales https://t.co/va7bWNQkBs

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@SakuyaWitch_ @chrismccaleb SOON YOU WILL SEE

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INCOMING TRANSMISSION::

FROM:: Criterionaut Joey
TO:: Criterionaut HQ

[CONTACT]

CO-HOST RE-ESTABLISHED.
CRITERIONAUT @chrismccaleb
INITIALIZED. COMMENCING EXPEDITION "THE CANTERBURY TALES." REPORT TO FOLLOW.

CRITERIONAUT STABILITY RESTORED.

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Incoming transmission:

Sender:: CRITERIONAUT HQ
TO: CRITERIONAUT JOEY
[SUPPLIES]
HOLD FAST COMRAD. WE ARE SENDING HELP. ETA 3 DAYS.
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@GoatimusPrime RIP

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Incoming transmission:

Sender:: Criterionaut Joey

[DAMAGE REPORT]

CRITERIONAUT BRIAN LOST. SHIP DESTROYED. WICKED DEAD. LAST WORDS "FINALLY"

LOCATION::
ORBIT PLANET PASOLINI.

SEND RE-ENFORCEMENTS.

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Testing...

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@SakuyaWitch_ There's one regular left that's not posted yet. No big finale or anything.

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Irregular April Shows! Criteriocancelled. https://t.co/8Df4LyZjHH