Steven Kane

Parallel Vantage. Story comes first

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@MayeIsKing_ Lmao thank you. After his historically bad playoff run, and losing the Super Bowl, I’ll now call him Meatball Maye.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@LaRamsTake @Glassmanjoe @lord_brunson Do you think a theater with an all new cast and director is ready to perform after 3 practices? Think of OTAs as the script readings. Practice is when the actors are learning the stage, props, your blocking and make sure they hit their lines. Nobody has it mastered in 3 days.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@TheHurricaneBen @NFL @NFLPlus *your team gets dog-walked by 30 points
You: “Game is rigged.”

Complete loser mentality.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@Chris_Broussard Tell me you kept the bathrobe at least!

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@getnickwright Didn’t you say Wentz is the best backup in the league? Can put up a TD?

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@thecityroot @EliotShorrParks He definitely is. Long passes, good defensive coverage, he’s been doing it. Also no red zone INTs or INTs during blitzes, which is extremely hard to do.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless The fact you had to carefully open the trash can each time you viciously threw a shirt away made this oddly endearing

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about him

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@_Cells4Me @RealSkipBayless “Stop @ me” Who’s soft? You said something dumb af and can’t take the criticism? Take the L and move on

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@_Cells4Me @RealSkipBayless Lmao he was basically raised by a black woman, went to black churches and has had black co-hosts. And he and Wayne have been tight for years. It’s like you don’t know what you’re talking about.

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@marleycooper16 @cfranklinnews Maybe you should appreciate a charity event for what it is and not call someone’s job into question. But hey, anonymous armchair critic with nothing else to do.

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@eaglesnicky @cfranklinnews Why can’t you let a good moment go? It’s a charity event and you’re being a little dick.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@PrimeDree @ShannonSharpe Yeah I remember working for 4 companies in 2 years and burning every bridge along the way while wondering why nobody will hire me for top dollar.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@Jmusky33 @ShannonSharpe Jfc nobody said Sharpe was the GOAT. You’re the manifestation of the “Um, actually…” man. Bet you’re fun at parties. Can’t let a great stat just be a great stat.

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@RealSkipBayless McVay got on your shit list for beating Brady. And you have to perpetuate the narrative that Stafford isn’t the guy because before the playoffs he never won a playoff game. You take hating to a whole new, petty level.

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@RealSkipBayless “Matthew Stafford is NOT. THAT. GUY.”
~ Skip Bayless

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single player live rent free in anybody’s head like Odell does in yours.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless He didn’t crumble under pressure last year. He had no O line.

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless Cowboys are very lucky the refs didn’t call OPI. Clear as day

[Steven Kane @CriticKane]

@RealSkipBayless Odell didn’t play tonight. He’s living in your head rent free.