Critter Bars

Four-bar flows & prose repping @CrittersCult. Penned by @blasfermilurks and other distinguished lyricists.

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@kevinfinalbosu DM'd ya boss (Bosu)

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𝔐𝔯. 𝔓𝔦𝔨𝔞 / @Mo____Betta

Thunderclap cheeks, super smash peeps, that's light work / ey I ain't even reached my peak / I set a course to catch em all, I cut thru the Smaug / I'm no Hog Lechonk, but I squirreled away conviction / now my life a fan fiction, you sleep with the fishes / I fish where the catch at, brim low on the Ash cap / The plan of attack is all heart, and so the wisdom I impart / is play yo card, Pika, play yo card

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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@rapsterxyz 🎤 been in since $30k MC, lmk if you need a teammate to run the community homie. I can guest feature, or drop some beat loops for holders to vibe to, or we can hold airdrop competitions for the holders with the best rhymes over a beat, or could even pub a stream on rapping tips

[blasfermi @blasfermilurks]

Ok which one of you lil bastards snuck cough syrup into the @CrittersCult kool-aid?

Let's see who's screwin' around in the club:

1. @DOHMA_ONE (Critter Shoe)
2. @Supercapes513 (The Fake)
3. @Cryptohalo1 (Mr. Kill)
4. @RosesRBlood (Critter Olan)
5. @adomhartell (Critter Covi)

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@adomhartell Thoughts & prayers, y'all can keep it, Critters only prey on weakness / Covi get freakish, slap that ass like I'm tryina place at the Preakness / masked up from the ass up, only playin' Reverend on weekends / better tuck yo' relics it's tithing season when me & my bredren creepin

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ℭ𝔬𝔳𝔦 / @adomhartell

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

🧵

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@genuinearticles @RockPreddy @0xLeoInRio @Marcoangelo111 @rgb0x00 https://t.co/gixqtkgIG5

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔨𝔢 / @Supercapes513

My egg yolk leaves brush strokes all over this cosmic joke / I'll forge anything under the sun, if it ain't bespoke / Disorderly conduct from the masked procreator / That empty vessel is free, you pay with your s◎ul later

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢 / @Czev_TV

The boundless bubo bears witness to infinite sickness / still omnipresent but impotent, what's the significance / if Fate and Fall are stalemated, in perpetuity / the fruit of a golden parachute is ambiguity

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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Poet tip toein' on infinite timelines, what came first, the vineyard or the wine / Still by design we taste grapes of wrath in due time / proclaim the mystery of faith: big reveal is the cog in a machine / ghost of a love supreme, who can say what's reel until end scene?

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔢𝔱 / @honeycalls_

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

🧵

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𝔊𝔬𝔭𝔞 / @7LayerMagik

The pendulum swingin' hands til its appendages numb / unsettling suns riddle the compendium, I just watch / perched up high on the mountaintop / this overclocked merchant purchasing stock in every shoe that may drop

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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𝔄𝔤𝔬𝔤 / @binnieskell

Speak my name five times in the mirror / find out it was never God you shoulda been in fear of / well-versed in the perverse, a sacred schism / for if impure, my only cure is reverse exorcism

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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𝔇𝔢𝔟𝔱 / @FluffCatto

Let me regale you with a slew of impaled memorabilia / the Count's high-stakes keepsakes of necrophilia / entranced by the feather to summon your night terror / your skin suit on you or on me - who wore it better?

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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𝔐𝔯. 𝔊𝔦𝔷𝔪 / @GizmObi1

arright arright crits, break up the scuffle / Obi wan harmony, but he will dust off the muzzle / or the ban hammer, you can call him constable Gizmo / all things in moderation so check your machismo

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱

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𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔲 / @SolamiMamis

Corral the constituents, deploy the daily dose of barbiturates / how lit critters get, when quick to forget / the sweet sense of impermanence, stifling air dense under the firmament / dancehall echoes with ancestral subservience

ℑ'𝔪 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱