Chris Fisher

I'm just a multicellular New Yorker with a bad attitude.

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Looks like it's unanimous

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Is Krampus a cryptid?

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I have truly never thanked a lucky star

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Yeah I don't care for this one

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This was saved to my drafts. Still not sure about it:

A good name for a duck is Jonathan Quack

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@jeffersondutton @MikeHanford will listen when I finally have a chance to charge my phone !

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Mike Oxshort

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Do you drive barefoot?

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@hanhan2297 first guest is Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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a talk show called Tik Talk where we just talk about Tik Toks

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One of my best friends loves content, in all of its forms. He or she is just as likely to enjoy a night in watching Disney+ as they are visiting a local comedy club !

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My uncomfortable truth is that I'm probably a Slytherin

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More drinks should be in a Capri Sun style pouch

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@SchmidttyCent Maid in Manhattan??

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@BillyMerritt gnocchi and peas!

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@DrPemby I’ll take a dozen

(Of the eggs!! That’s too many apples for me personally)

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@BillyMerritt Nut!

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@matthewgoldin Could be a type of moose? Had me fooled!

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@devonhu_ I’m an unreasonable dude looking for unreasonable solutions

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Honest question. Why can’t we just launch all of our garbage into the sun or something? Or at least just out into space? It can’t be that hard.

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@ASteinInDaHaus You’ll never have access to my cans!