🚨 BREAKING: Iran just fired BALLISTIC MISSILES at American forces in Jordan, in retaliation for the US striking IRGC forces along Hormuz — Axios
Almost ALL incoming missiles have been downed, per @TreyYingst
PRAY FOR THE TROOPS 🙏🏻
So far, no major impacts. Let's keep it that way.
🚨 JUST IN: The US military has just STRUCK two Iranian launchers on Larak Island along the Strait of Hormuz, after the IRGC was plotting to launch ROCKETS with SEA MINES into the Strait — Axios
Trump has been clear: AMERICA IS WATCHING and the Strait is US-CONTROLLED 🔥
That's simple FAFO.
Don't think Sec. Hegseth and Trump will hesitate to do it again.
🚨 NOW: President Trump says he's WELCOMING every business fleeing Canada for America — saying they will face 0% TARIFFS
Mark Carney and Doug Ford are fuming.
"Let all Canadian Companies that are doing business with America move to the United States, immediately. Many of them are Companies that moved out years ago due to stupid U.S. Leadership. When you move back, there are no TARIFFS! President DONALD J. TRUMP" 🇺🇸
🔥 President Trump is spending his Sunday absolutely RIPPING Canada, calling on auto manufacturers to return to AMERICA
"I don’t want Canadian cars, I don’t want Canadian parts, I don’t want Canadian ANYTHING. They’ve been ripping us off for DECADES, and it’s going to STOP."
"They want to be treated like a State, but they aren’t one. I deal with the Leadership of many Countries, but I find Canada to be the WORST. They are entitled no longer!"
ELON MUSK: “Turbines are sold out through 2030. In order to bring enough power online, SpaceX and Tesla will probably have to make the turbine blades and vanes internally. There are only three casting companies in the world that make these, and they’re massively backlogged.”
Billie Eilish will lecture the room about billionaires hoarding cash and “stolen land,” then immediately go sell $88 bottles of Eilish Intense so she can keep living like a little capitalist princess on the exact same dirt she just called illegitimate.
She tells rich people to “give your money away, shorties,” then drops another luxury fragrance, tours the world, and sits in multi-million-dollar LA houses on Tongva land she has zero intention of handing back. The system she keeps calling evil is the same one that pays for the gold bottle, the ranch, and the private-jet carbon footprint she pretends to hate.
It’s the oldest celebrity move: talk like a revolutionary, cash checks like a trust-fund kid, and act shocked when people notice the perfume still smells like hypocrisy.
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: President Trump and the US just signed the LARGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY, obtaining 65 BILLION barrels of oil from Venezuela
US oil reserves just MORE THAN DOUBLED.
$0 TAX DOLLARS
MARCO RUBIO, Pete Hegseth and others spearheaded it
Holy smokes 🔥🔥
"The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY! At my direction, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, working closely with Highly Respected Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, and, through a partnership with private business, have secured majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer."
"This Historic Transaction MORE THAN DOUBLES American Oil Reserves, greatly increases our Oil Supply, and will substantially lower Gas Prices for all Americans, long into the future, while helping to continue to set Venezuela on a course toward Tremendous Success and Great Prosperity."
"This Transaction will greatly strengthen the already growing relationship between Venezuela and the United States! Thank you for your attention to this groundbreaking matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
He freaking did it. We won Venezuela!
This deal is a huge win for both the American and Venezuelan people.
It demonstrates how President Trump's bold foreign policy is driving America First wins: securing stable reserves and low-cost oil in our Hemisphere and lowering gas prices here at home.
For the Venezuelan people, this deal will bring nearly $100 billion in private investment, support thousands of high-paying jobs, and drive the reconstruction of Venezuela's economy.
BREAKING NEWS!
TO: Office of the Secretary, Department of the Interior
FROM: Director, U.S. Geological Survey
RE: Lake America rename
Sir,
As of 4:30 pm today the U.S. Geological Survey has officially designated the former Lake Ontario to be renamed as Lake America in all official USGS electronic documents.
The change will begin occurring in printed documents over the next several days.
This change has also been made official in the Geographic Names Information System.
Should you have any further questions please contact me for clarification.
Thank you
Ned
Dr. Ned Mamula
Director, U.S. Geological Survey
United States Department of the Interior
JUST IN 🇺🇸
Trump just signed the order.
Lake Ontario is now Lake America.
“We have a Gulf. We have a Lake. Now all we need is an ocean.”
Gulf of America ✅
Lake America ✅
Ocean of America… loading 👀
@laralogan Money really changed him.
Once he was the redemption story, talking faith and second chances… now he’s on Kimmel throwing fat jokes at Trump for the Hollywood crowd.
I’m so disappointed.
Deleting his songs too.
🚨 BREAKING: Country music legend Dolly Parton has passed away at 80 years old, her family confirms via video
Dolly had an INCREDIBLE 60 year career, and was loved by countless millions across the world. God bless her 🙏🏻
Just days ago, Parton said she's having “hard times with my health.”
Thanks for all the fun at Dollyworld, Ms. Parton!