Hello from Switzerland, asshole. I'm sure you don't even know where it is on the map, but you can Google it: "average salary in Switzerland compared to the US"
• I get 5–6 weeks of paid vacation a year plus tons of holidays. You get two weeks and live in fear of losing your job if you dare take a third.
• I can hop on a train or drive to any EU country without going bankrupt on medical bills. You pay Ferrari-level insurance premiums and still end up doing GoFundMe campaigns for cancer.
• My taxes actually go toward clean streets, free education, and making sure old people aren’t collecting bottles on the sidewalk. Yours fund bombers and let billionaires pay less tax than their secretaries.
Your dogs live “better” than Europeans? Buddy, your dogs live better than half your own countrymen rotting in trailers with no healthcare. I feed mine real quality meat, not the corn-syrup sludge you people eat yourselves.
So keep bragging about your garage AC for pets.
Btw, average life expectancy in Western Europe is higher than in the US (especially once you subtract your opioid deaths, gun violence, and obesity epidemic).
I’m gonna be honest it’s not ending well for you… I can survive without food for a long time but eventually im going to HAVE to eat you since you’re 70% water. One of us has to go and I’m at least 200lbs heavier than you. I can promise you a painless end and I would let you record a video for me to give your loved ones. (Not of me eating you that would be unethical and traumatizing) but like if you wanted to tell them you love them or like give your last will and testament or something.
🎉GIVEAWAY TIME🎉
We are giving away an X harness set which comes with a collar and leash.
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The winner will be drawn before our next opening, Nov 14th at 8pm EST
🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME🚨
With 50 Shop sales completed its time to say thank you!
Today I am giving away a Starfighter Raw helmet kit with your choice of tinted visor only. The winner may buy additional items and/or services if wanted.
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The winner will be chosen on October 4th 2025.
At 100 Shop sales another giveaway will happen.
Thank you so much for all those that have supported the shop or plan to support the shop. It means the world to me and more kits, parts, and options will be coming by 2026.
WE HIT 200 SALES, FULL FUNDING! The plush will be produced and a full campaign should have an upcoming later this year!
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