Hamish Crocker 🎷

| Television Audio Engineer | Saxophonist | DJ | 📻 🎧 🎵

[Hamish Crocker 🎷 @CrockerNZ]

Crazy giveaway for creators just dropped on AppSumo. Win access to Suno, ElevenLabs and more! #aigiveaway https://t.co/SiYRfa6ieE

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Did the producers or Netflix pay for these rave reviews of Hit Man? Cause something doesn’t add up here…

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Today I put together a bag of condiments to take and put in the work fridge. Who the fuck am I?

[Hamish Crocker 🎷 @CrockerNZ]

Non-Alcoholic Beer should be the same price as a soda.

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I just sneezed myself out of an office chair onto the floor.

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Influencers AD posts are just the new billboard of today, keep scrolling.

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Trying to pump gas but the auto click is broken so I have to stand here like I’m taking a piss into my gas tank for 3min.

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This morning I woke if with the strange possible realisation that I may be in a coma or dead. Not sure which yet.

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You ever have a mince and cheese pie that is so utterly worthless that you genuinely consider changing professions to save the art?

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Gutted I’m gunna miss @johnsummit this Saturday Savaya, Bali, due to my unco ass falling down an uncovered manhole 🤦🏼‍♂️ #26Stitches #3BrokenRibs

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Before Threads came along I’d get 1-3 notifications max daily from twitter. This morning I woke up to 37. What even the fuck is happening?

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Right place, wrong time.

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@Ohheykenny Been on the wait list so long I completely forgot about it 😥

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Someone in Gisborne has been wearing a custom varsity jacket with my last name and initials embroidered into it for the last 7 years and I think about it most weeks….

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Ministry of Sound Testament: AU & NZ National Tour August 2023. Register now to win epic prizes: https://t.co/wTPrjc24jj

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Does @billyraycyrus in certain time periods look like he could be @RMcElhenney ‘s dad or am I officially losing it?…

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Today I was targeted by adverts for a streaming service called Gaia, and after a 2 hour research hole of absolute weirdness I can’t help that think this is something for @davidfarrier 🫤

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That latest episode of The Last of Us was without a doubt one of the most perfect episodes of TV I have seen in a very long time. I am currently emotionally damaged.

[Hamish Crocker 🎷 @CrockerNZ]

LEAVE TINA FROM TURNERS ALONE!!

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Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch. We need it more than ever.