Cronuts

Fallon over Kimmel

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

Do you think half the crowd could blow hard enough to affect a free throw? 💨

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

What beat do you chew to?

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

the prettiest towels are the least absorbent

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

my fingernail clipping strategy completely changes when I get to the left hand

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

everywhere cups and bottles are filled from a machine the flow can be 2X, probably 3X no questions asked 100% praise 0% backlash and the same logic applies to blankets

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

you��re telling me we’ve accepted the post prison feel-good story on the packaging (he murdered somebody?) because dave’s killer bread is pretty good?

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@kstan7 @lipsticknlyricz @JesseWasily I got bread I got toast
Smoke that quiche if you gotta
Weezy F baby and the F is for frittata

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Missing my brother everyday, but especially today! #NationalPizzaDay #RIP2

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The beautiful game

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@alyjnewt Clearly your audience doesn’t know what a Bialy is

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@alyjnewt @ocapotorto @Cfields1124 Please don’t let spite cancel this. It’s all we have.

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@alyjnewt Sigh... How are you gonna share the bracket on “your first love” and then not provide polls for the instaless?

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@alyjnewt Waiting patiently

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@ocapotorto @alyjnewt HEY I respect veggie! Veggie will have a fair vote and until then it’s delicious until proven guilty. (this law reference is not good but it’s my best attempt to cater to our host audience)

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@alyjnewt So sad for Egg if it makes it past Veggie and has to take on Egg Everything. Cruel.

[aly newton @alyjnewt]

OKAY guys.... since twitter is my first love, i will let you guys in on it first:

[Dennis Rodman @dennisrodman]

Not. From. Here. 👽

[Cronuts @Crollins15]

@Simo_Says1 thanks for this week to week panic attack

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The Cardinals’ guard just turned around and sacked Kyler Murray. This is gonna be a long year.

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Always fun to put new toys in the bag. Excited and ready to get 2019 started. #TeamTaylorMade #FIO19