My name is jeff

[Dmitar Vidеx Štrаpulа @videxstrapulax]

Lief dagboek,

Vandaag speelt mijn Ajax tegen Hajduk Split.

Ik verstop me op zolder.

Ik hoop dat we niet met al te grote cijfers verliezen.

Ik schrijf dit met een balpen die pas over een paar jaar uitgevonden zal worden.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Zoe Miller @zoeschimke]

“So, if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from Troy”

[My name is jeff @CROmare22]

@Kaypoisson1 Levante, Celta or Rayo would have us tweaking no joke.

[🪱 @ori6g]

Retarded coworker asked me if hes in trouble and i said No even tho ik they are firing him at the end of the workday .

[Tonino Picula @TPicula]

Prošlo je 30 godina od Oluje, vojno-redarstvene akcije ključne za oslobađanje okupiranih područja Hrvatske.
Zalaganje za mir, jačanje demokracije i ravnomjernog gospodarskog boljitka trebaju biti trajni putokazi u razvoju našeg društva, pogotovo danas kada su te vrijednosti pod sve jačim pritiskom.

Zahvalimo svima koji su dali svoj doprinos u obrani suvereniteta i slobode Republike Hrvatske.
Svim građanima, a posebno svojim suborcima, čestitam Dan pobjede i domovinske zahvalnosti i Dan hrvatskih branitelja.🇭🇷

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

“we will reach out to you for a second round of interviews”…… its a fucking GROCERY STORE

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

sir a second lipa has hit the TL

[Franck Ribéry @FranckRibery]

So you NEED to win the Champions League to win the Ballon d’Or? 🤣🤣🤣

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Non-penalty goals this LaLiga season:

9 — Ferrán Torres
8 — Vinícius Júnior

Torres has played 1,000 fewer minutes.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🗣️ Real Madrid refused to play a match with less than 72 hours gap. What about you this week?

🚨 Hansi Flick: “We are Barça, not Real Madrid. And I'm very proud that we are Barça”.

[total Barça @totalBarca]

I love this meme.