Giant Foam Dickhat

WHO HOLDS BACK THE ELECTRIC CAR? WHO MADE STEVE GUTENBERG A STAR? WE DO! WE DO!
He/Him.
Pan

[Giant Foam Dickhat @Crooow1]

There is a man that has huge rallies where his supporters scream for blood. And here I am still paying my bills like there is a future.

[Rob Naylor @NINaylor]

Rude/Austin/Orndorff vs Sting/Dustin/Pillman

1994 SuperBrawl

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Happy “21 Play, 94-yd Drive from Army” to all who celebrate 🇺🇸

[Gabriel @GabrielMEAT]

If Chuck Taylor is actually retiring, there should be a show in his honour where everyone has to be one of his characters.

[William Regal @RealKingRegal]

It took many years of mastering wrist locks, arm locks, leg locks and neck cranks to get this good.

[C. P. Serret @LeProjetSerret]

This is actually what worked for STAR WARS (1977), and it fell apart as soon as they demystified everything.

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

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[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

This is actually kinda sad that in this article Ulysses S Grant’s great great grandson says growing up in the 1960s.. a century after Grant won the Civil War.. his reputation was at such a low point after a century of Lost Cause propaganda that his own family didn’t teach him about his great great grandfather. He ended up having to learn about his life as an adult from the history books.

[Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler]

People talk about how LA “doesn’t have distinct seasons” as though fire season, awards season, June Gloom, and March are all fake.

[Loser Vuitton @brittanyzapataa]

I commented “we literally just want healthcare” on an Instagram post about T*ylor Sw*ft’s wedding at MSG and I’m receiving death threats from Sw*fties. Stan culture and parasociality are a disease lmao

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

No, Laura. These racists are yours.

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

I’m not saying the game against England means a lot to Mexicans, but they have put the little baby Jesus at the Mexico City Metropolitan Cathedral in a full Mexico kit and trainers with the World Cup ball.

There are people praying to him for a Mexico win.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Our players will also not be participating in the All-Star Game

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

The UK Government want to completely control the Internet and its getting a bit ridiculous.

So they ban under 16s from watching YouTube. Now they're trying to control what's shown on YouTube for everyone else.

Whilst acting like it's about child safety. Using it as a shield.

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

God’s plan to educate them.

[ostonox @ostonox]

Mamdanistan in it's golden era while DC suffers the ten plagues apparently

[Otis P. Stinktrigger @HurtKull]

went to the bar with my friends and was verbally assaulted outside by an angry woman on psychedelic mushrooms. my friends were all talking about how out of line she was but the thing that disturbed me the most was how quickly she picked up on the fact i am pure Evil

[Shibuya Kaho 澁谷果歩 @Shibukaho]

A.D.I.D.A.S

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.

[David Szymanski @DUSKdev]

Me scrolling the website that makes you feel shitty: "Wow why do I feel so shitty right now?"