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[lorne michaels @cropDustingg]

“I study politics and economics, but I can do anything” - Chicago Anonymous

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Infinitesimal-time blowup confirmed 😔

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She come on my walk

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Allowing myself 5 minutes to bask in my waiter’s compliment about my Croatian even tho I know he knows Americans are big tippers

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

How it feels running a small local LLM on your laptop

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Reported a serious gas leak to my landlord

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Emma thought she heard me sigh so she called me from the bathroom to tell me to stop being dramatic

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“One should never touch. A strip club should be like a national park; take only pictures and leave only memories” - Chicago Anonymous

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“There are many ways to not know how to speak to a woman” - Williamstown Anonymous

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I’m on Microsoft Teams meetings with Priests from all across the United States

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@ResonantPyre You would fare well as a king

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Part of being American is neutrally nodding along to peoples’ insights into America. Everyone has a theory and you’ve really gotta just sit there and go “yea man definitely definitely…”

Make any other move (incl. emphatic agreement) and they will start explaining it again

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@ResonantPyre We must discuss this show

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Never been one to get FOMO… but Emma is taking a phone call in the other room to talk about The Rehearsal

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@ResonantPyre Which season??

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Emma: Hey, I put something in the freezer that will explode if I don’t take it out on time.

Me: ok..

Emma: now you know about it too :)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Just died. Now I have to spectate a Romanian man named Bogdan for the rest of his life. He was the only person in the entire world who was on my team, not my “friends”, not my “family”… Bogdan. [watching him light his 19th cigarette of the day] yeah he’s clutching this

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@ResonantPyre Felt this one

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I have a lawyer for the first time in my life. You get phone calls saying that a problem has been eliminated. Feels like calling in a score streak.

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I’m going to request that you pump my drums later - Emma asking me to put ear medicine in her ear later

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@richcathydancer Very good very good